Today while reading Dr Mike Ekimks' latest paper Pax Pax Weinlandum, Professor Ekimks disclosed for examination a new memo composed by Ronald Weinland -- Author of "The Prophesied End-Time" & "2008 God's Final Witness" which Weinland had posted on his ronaldweinland.com web site today. Here is an excerpt from profiteer Weinland's latest sorcery:
"Not only is God altering the time sequence of end-time events (not the return of Jesus Christ) by shortening the actual time of man’s suffering,..."
What I have discovered from my examination of Professor Mike's discovery, is the
It's obvious that God Almighty has not been cooperating with self-appointed prophet Ronald Weinland. All the prophecy, predictions, and deceptions announced by Ronald have failed to materialize. Ron's game plan will be ammended to please the crowd, because Ron is not afraid of Jesus manifesting any judgment against him.
Mister Weinland will have to pull all his tricks out of his hat this time. He will ensure that those under his spell continue to ignore those nagging feelings in the back of their mind; that this guy is a magician who has them mesmerized in a pay per use stage production of:
Captain Delusion's Voyage Aboard the Ship -- BLASPHEMY
P.S. -- When Ron used the word "shortening", he wasn't talking about Crisco. He will probably be using a cleaned, dressed, and boned out version of Mark 13:20
As for the picture of the Stoning of Stephen, I don't imagine Ron as one of the ones doing the stoning. I imagine he would be the one in the crowd, humbly watching what he had just instigated.