Ronald Weinland, you should read Matthew 9:13

"Go and learn what this means, 'I desire mercy, and not sacrifice.' For I came not to call the righteous, but sinners."

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Ronald Weinland Guilty Verdict

Ronald Weinland was found guilty on five counts of federal tax evasion today, June 13th 2012. Ronald Weinland is now a convicted felon. He was put under home detention and fitted with his very own electronic monitoring device.

He is scheduled to be sentenced on September 24th of this year. I hope Ronald Weinland gets what he deserves. From what I have read in the past, it is most likely that he will be required to pay his taxes and a penalty. He is also liable to more than one year in a federal prison.

How ironic after all the damage Ronald has caused, he is convicted of tax evasion just like Al Capone, who was slippery enough to escape the grasp of law enforcement.

Everything that is available to know about Ronald Weinland and his church, trial, and sentencing, is available at the Ronald Weinland Information site.

Personally, I hope Ronald Weinland gets five years. If he skips bail, he will get much more. He has ruined a lot of lives. He deserves more prison time than he is going to get. I hope Judge Danny Reeves makes an example of Ronald Weinland as a warning to future would-be tax evaders.

Saturday, May 19, 2012

RONALD WEINLAND

Ronald Weinland of the Church of God - Preparing for the Kingdom of God (COGPKG) wrote an apocalyptic book entitled 2008 God's Final Witness detailing a three and one half year horror show of end time tribulation.  Nuclear war, pestilence, drought, floods, earthquakes etc, were all supposed to happen during the time period of 2008-2012.  The U.S.A. factored prominently in his prophecies to the point of declaring that no new president would be elected in 2009.

None of Ron's predictions or published prophecies took place.  The great tribulation was slowly compressed into a smaller and smaller window with excuse after excuse, culminating in only one week.  This last week of May 2012 is supposed to end with the return of Jesus Christ after a nuclear holocaust and destruction of civilization.

Even though the Testimony of Jesus Christ clearly shows that no man knows the day or the hour of His return, Ronald Weinland has twisted almost every scripture I have heard him quote.  Jesus himself warned you about false prophets:

But of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father only.

Ronald Weinland has twisted that scripture and says it means back in the days of Jesus no one would know, but that has changed and God has revealed to him (Ronald Weinland) the date of Jesus Christ's return, so he could warn us.  But the scriptures say

Heaven and earth shall pass away, but my words shall not pass away

So if the scripture says His words shall not pass away but remain forever, changing the words would make Jesus a liar.  Ronald Weinland has taught his followers that Jesus lied to the Jews when he said:

Before Abraham was, I am.

Compare what is written in your Bible with what Ronald Weinland is teaching (or any Armstrong cult).  Why would God have things written that would not mean exactly what they say in plain english?  Jesus is not a liar, Ronald Weinland is a lying con artist because he has twisted every scripture he has come across.  Instead of preaching the Gospel, he is collecting tithes to do the "work" God has given him to do.  I've got some good news for you.  The work has already been done.  Jesus said "It is finished" on the cross.  The New Testament is published in every country in the world in almost every language in the world.  Anyone can access the testimony of Jesus Christ.  No one needs a preacher to read the Bible to them unless they are blind and do not know how to read braille.

The message of the entire Bible is "Love thy neighbour".  You do not need to give money to some preacher who does not even have a church in your neighbourhood.  If you feel the need to tithe, why not give to the poor instead of making a false prophet rich.  And there are many false prophets out there.

Take heed that no one leads you astray; for many will come in my Name saying 'I am He' and 'The time is at hand!'.  Do not go after them

There are many blogs out there that have been warning you about Ronald Weinland but you turn away from them to follow a false prophet.  How much money has he stolen from you?  He has robbed you and your children and your future.

There will be false teachers among you, who will secretly bring in destructive heresies, even denying the Master who bought them, bringing upon themselves swift destruction.  In their greed they will exploit you with false words; from of old their condemnation has not been idle, and their destruction has not been asleep.

I don't interpret or manipulate the Word. I just write it down exactly as it is written.

"1Ti 6:3 If anyone teaches a different doctrine and does not agree with the sound words of our Lord Jesus Christ and the teaching that accords with godliness, 1Ti 6:4 he is puffed up with conceit and understands nothing."

Gal 1:9 As we have said before, so now I say again: If anyone is preaching to you a gospel contrary to the one you received, let him be accursed.

You PKGers are following a proven false prophet. Pick up your Bible and start reading on the first page of Matthew; NOT the Old Testament. Otherwise, you deserve what people like Ronald Weinland are going to do to you. The end of the Bible is Paradise. The end with Ronald Weinland is misery, then depression, anger, and finally, atheism.

This is not the only blog to expose Ronald Weinland for the false prophet that he is:

ronaldweinland.info
ronaldweinlandtheprophetwhofailed
cogwriter
take heed
Armstrongism Library

The IRS is after a con artist named Ronald Weinland.  They have a date with him in criminal court for the federal charge of income tax evasion.  Due to the freedom of religion clause, income tax evasion is the only way to put a false prophet in prison.




Tuesday, May 15, 2012

You Can't Fool Me Ron!



LOTS OF MONEY


"The answer that I am who I say I am will be given by the events described in both books coming true exactly as I have described"  Ronald Weinland --2008 God’s Final Witness


The last four years have proved that Ronald Weinland is NOT who he says he is.  Ron has written his own confession of being a false prophet (GFW).  Do I really have to say anything else?

Saturday, May 12, 2012

RONALD WEINLAND BORES AUDIENCE

What a waste of two hours.  I really do commend Dr Mike and Dill Weed and all those who listen to Ronald Weinland (even occaisionally), because the fire and brimstone was definitely missing from today's sermon.  One would think that with PKG's Jesus return being so close, Ron would be at least a little excited.

We have two weeks to go until Ron's prophesied Second Coming, and the empassioned rantings of 2008 & 2009 were not present in today's brainwashing session.  He did warn his followers that on THAT DAY they should stay at home because they "may not be able to get back".  Ron is not a fortune teller.  Really?  What happened to God not doing anything without first revealing his will to his prophets?  Or Ron being the most formidable prophet ever used?

I have to confess that if Ron did make any earth shattering statements today, I may have missed it.  I saw a program I have never heard of before and I had it on the television playing in the background.  It was called "World's Dumbest Hillbillies".  Perhaps these are the types of people who are still following Ron.

Since Ron is out of the country for the next two weeks he will be confronted by whether or not to return to the States and face trial and imprisonment for income tax evasion.  He has had plenty of time to transfer his assets to and fro.  I'm sure his lawyers have a lien on his house along with the U.S. government.  But that leaves a lot of liquid assets that can very easily have been moved out of the country, if in fact he has been keeping his money in the U.S.  Switzerland is not the only country in the world where one can hide money, gold, silver, and diamonds.

For those who do not know, here is a list of potential countries that do not have an extradition treaty with the US.   Some of these countries offer very cheap labour that allows anyone with money to live like a Roman senator with slaves.  Wealthy Ron can hide out in style in quite a few of these:

Afghanistan, Algeria, Andorra, Angola, Armenia,
Bahrain, Bangladesh, Belarus, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Brunei, Burkina Faso, Burma, Burundi, Cambodia, Cameroon, Cape Verde, the Central African Republic, Chad, China, Comoros, Congo (Kinshasa), Congo (Brazzaville),
Djibouti,
Equatorial Guinea, Eritrea, Ethiopia,
Gabon, Guinea, Guinea-Bissau,
Indonesia, Ivory Coast,
Kazakhstan, Kosovo, Kuwait,
Laos, Lebanon, Libya,
Macedonia, Madagascar, Maldives, Mali, Marshall Islands, Mauritania, Micronesia, Moldova, Mongolia, Montenegro, Morocco, Mozambique,
Namibia, Nepal, Niger,
Oman,
Qatar,
Russia, Rwanda,
Samoa, São Tomé & Príncipe, Saudi Arabia, Senegal, Serbia, Slovenia, Somalia, Sudan, Syria,
Togo, Tunisia,
Uganda, Ukraine, United Arab Emirates, Uzbekistan,
Vanuatu, Vatican, and Vietnam.


I seriously doubt Ron and Laura would try to shack up in the Vatican, but there are many nice places on the list to retire in total comfort without fear of the law.  Many a corrupt official in many a country have helped intelligent wealthy criminals disappear for good.

Two weeks to go till zero hour.  The Bible clearly states Jesus will not return on a Sabbath or in the winter.  You PKG members ignore what Jesus said and turn your back on Him to follow a false prophet to your liking.

having itching ears they will accumulate for themselves teachers to suit their own likings, and will turn away from listening to the truth and wander into myths.  2 Tim 4:3-4

So PKG'ers, how much money has your myth cost you?  If you've been with Ron since 2008 I would guess enough to buy a brand new car.  I guarantee to you that Jesus is not coming back on whatever date Ron gives to you.  I really hate to quote Ron but this is one of the only things I have heard him say that is actually true:

People are going to believe what they want to believe

Even if they know it is false?

Monday, May 7, 2012

Tick, Tick, Tick, Tick, Tick...

No, this is not the 60 minutes blog.  It is all about a con artist named Ronald Weinland, and his time is running out.  I've always felt he is a con artist making money off the doomsday types who are into dates, legends, myths, and fallout shelters.  But if he is a religious nutcase, what I wrote back in Dec 2009 still stands:

"Sorry Ron. I'm not having a hayday with this. Just reporting the truth about your heresy, and revealing the fact that you are not preaching the gospel of Jesus Christ as delivered to us by the saints. It is written in the New Testament in black and white. There is nothing new to be added.
Anything that comes out of the mouth of Ronald Weinland is a lie.
" -- 19 Dec 2009

Well,.....I did say that anything that comes out of the mouth of Ronald Weinland is a lie.  I was deep in the bush this weekend so I did not get a chance to listen to Ron's latest brainstorm.  I am sure he was twisting around the words of his very own book 2008 GFW, in the same manner he twists the words of the Bible for his own personal gain.

I guess I better go over to mikes blog and read what ludicrousness came out of his mouth on Saturday.  And I do mean Ron's mouth.  Nothing but the truth about Ron comes out of Mike's mouth.

Saturday, April 28, 2012

TWIST AND SHOUT

NEWS FLASH----  Ronald Weinland receives reprieve from Beast Power---Will no longer die.

Ron was back in Cincinnati today, returning from Europe after letting everyone know that he would no longer be killed in Jerusalem.  What a waste of over two hours of my life.  But that's not as bad as all those PKG members who have wasted YEARS of their lives, not to mention thousands of dollars.

Today Ron spent a lot of time twisting the scriptures and mixed it with a little shouting.  He will be in Detroit next week, then the Netherlands, London ...........and "maybe the 26th well may be right back here". 

Ron then proceeded to shred what remains of Rev 11 in the minds of the damned.  He twisted what he had written in 2008 GFW and what John had written in Revelation.  In order to get his twisting into the minds of his listening PKG, Ron quoted the word "change" a great many times from various verses of the N.T.  Amazing how useful those bible tools are when one wants to write a blasphemous sermon.

Ron twisted the book of Revelation so much today that he ended up twisting his own tongue by asking his congregation "Where was Jesus crucified?"  Jerusalem!
He then went into his impaled on a stake rant.  We all know how much he hates the cross of Christ.

We now know that Ron should not be expected to turn water into blood or even be on television.  Ron says he now knows he will not be on interviews or television cameras until this is all over.  Now that he has destroyed his own writtings  and the writtings of John, who knows what new craziness Ron will bring about in the next few weeks.  All I know for sure is the PKG will face reality in less than thirty days.  And that reality is:  no man knows the day or the hour.  I don't think there will be a single PKG member who will not remember Jesus Christ's warning about false prophets.

Of course while the PKG are thinking of quotes of Jesus, Ron will be thinking of quotes of P.T.Barnum. 

Friday, March 23, 2012

RONALD WEINLAND'S 58th TRUTH


used without permission from John

Okay. It's not one of Ronald Weinland's silly 57 truths. But you got to admit, it is the only one of Ron's truths that actually make any sense. BTW, I havn't read any of Ron's truths, and I still believe that this makes more sense than anything he has ever written.

Saturday, March 10, 2012

WHAT IF...Ron Is A Lie

I tuned in today a half hour late so I missed the first part of Ron's "sermon". He used a whining tone to mock those who might be thinking "what if nothing happens...my house, my investments, my job". Well I say to all PKG members, What if Ron is a deluded cult or just plain con artist? We don't have long to wait, do we?

Ron said "we don't know where, how, when, until it happens". But in his book he set out very clearly where, how, and when it will happen, while declaring himself a prophet of the God of Abraham. Have you forgotten what is written in black and white in 2008 God's Final Witness? It is 76 days until Ron's prediction of Jesus returning preceeded by the great three and one half year tribulation. We were on the doorstep of horror way back in 2008, according to Ronald Weinland. Where are all Ron's calamities and economic collapses, nuclear explosions in port cities and all those dead bodies? And the millions turning to Ron for salvation of the "truth".

Ron does not want to hear anyone who says the economy is getting better and the stock market is sailing upwards.

We should not be caught off guard. Certain people who are listening, who like to tear apart and find fault with what I say have perverted, distorted, twisted minds.

That is the kind of brainwashing Ron uses to keep control of his sheep. Don't question what is happening in the world, just keep listening and obeying Ron.

I look forward to when some of Ron's followers will be free from his "filth, distortion, and twisting" of the gospel. Many who finally escape Armstrongism become atheists. Is that the purpose of your gospel Ron?, Atheism? Of course when Jesus does not return on May 27th, it will not be because you are a false prophet, it will be because the COG PKG fell into the same snare as all those others who believed they could know the date of Jesus Christ's return. It couldn't be because you are the one perverting and twisting the gospel of Jesus Christ. After all, Jesus lied when he said "I am He".

Ronald Weinland teaches that Jesus Christ is a liar. But the PKG members are blind to Ron's twisting of the scriptures. Therefore they shall reap what they sow.

As we have said before, so now I say again: If anyone is preaching to you a gospel contrary to the one you received, let him be accursed.

Saturday, February 25, 2012

Changes Will Be Made.......Again and Again

Last time I listened to Ronald Weinland, one of Ron's followers must have been giving him the evil eye. Ron said sometimes he has audience contact so he would just look elswhere. He then said somebody must be having a bad day. I took that to mean a PKG member was pissed that nothing of what he had prophesied has taken place, and was probably scowling or glaring at the nonprophet organisation's leader.

Today Ron said the room was overflowing and was also overflowing during the last sermon. Must be due to the reassignment of T2 so members can spend their money to travel to see Ron talk. We are now only 13 weeks from the Great Disappointment of the PKG. I'm sure Ron will take a step back and make some changes to what 2008 GFW and the Bible really mean. O isn't it wonderful that we are given more understanding as we get closer. Trouble is, that "understanding" we are getting is contradicting everything Ron has written and said.

He said something today that caught my attention:

"future prophetic spiritually Jerusalem"

Spiritual Jerusalem? Could Ron be laying the foundation to make some changes to his Final Witness prophecies? Could this be a prelude to Ron NOT going to Jerusalem to be killed by the beast power? Perhaps he will twist spiritual Jerusalem into the U.S. and the beast could end up being the U.S. Justice Dept. I have said in the past he will probably use the old shorten the days excuse.

Whatever happens, I'm sure the die hards will continue to follow him even while he is in jail, and the ones who leave the PKG will not seek financial reparations. Afterall the Christian thing to do is forgive, so they won't seek any legal recourse. Funny how they will forgive Ron's misbehaviour but will not forgive those who have been disfellowshipped by their "Prophet of the God of Abraham". Ex members and nonmembers being ignored by the PKG isn't pride, it's obedience to God. More like obedience to Ron, a proven false prophet who you have given money to. Jesus warned you about false prophets. What would a prophet need with money?

I don't interpret or manipulate the Word. I just write it down exactly as it is written.

"1Ti 6:3 If anyone teaches a different doctrine and does not agree with the sound words of our Lord Jesus Christ and the teaching that accords with godliness, 1Ti 6:4 he is puffed up with conceit and understands nothing."

Gal 1:9 As we have said before, so now I say again: If anyone is preaching to you a gospel contrary to the one you received, let him be accursed.

You PKGers are following a proven false prophet. Pick up your Bible and start reading on the first page of Matthew NOT the Old Testament. Otherwise, you deserve what people like Ronald Weinland are going to do to you. The end of the Bible is Paradise. The end with Ron is misery, then depression, anger, and finally, atheism.


Monday, January 30, 2012

Out With The New, In With The Old

Ron's five months of torment is going to end up being five months of testing the faith of his diehard members. And maybe even the torment of his critics, who have to listen to his babbling.

His latest sermon was an Old Testament marathon of boredom. I find it funny that he is preaching Jesus is to return in May, yet he ignores the gospel which has everything to do with Jesus doing away with the OT, and nothing to do with PKG.

Ron does not want to preach the teachings of Jesus Christ. He just wants to use his Name while dragging everyone back into the Old Testament so he can use the verses which instuct you to obey the High Priest (Ron), and give him your money. T2 shall be used to travel and worship Ron, because you won't be able to use your money for this years feast.......or will you?

The New Testament clearly instucts you to have nothing to do with Ronald Weinland AND the Old Testament. I have to wonder what Jesus meant when he said "All who came before me are thieves and robbers".

"Love thy neighbour as thyself" cancels out the ancient laws and regulations of the Jews. And you can't just pick and choose which statutes and ordinances your church is going to follow. Those who live by the law shall be judged by the whole law, not just the ones you like.

I don't interpret the Word. I just write it down exactly as it is written.

"1Ti 6:3 If anyone teaches a different doctrine and does not agree with the sound words of our Lord Jesus Christ and the teaching that accords with godliness, 1Ti 6:4 he is puffed up with conceit and understands nothing."

Gal 1:9 As we have said before, so now I say again: If anyone is preaching to you a gospel contrary to the one you received, let him be accursed.

You PKGers are following a proven false prophet. Pick up your Bible and start reading on the first page of Matthew NOT the first page of Genesis. Otherwise, you deserve what people like Ron Weinland are going to do to you. The end of the Bible is Paradise. The end with Ron is misery then atheism.

Saturday, January 14, 2012

JUST IN CASE

Christmas is over and I'm back home again and ready to blog about the antics of Ronald Weinland. I listened to his latest radio interview as reported by Mike on his ronaldweinland.info site. Why do I torture myself like this? I can hardly wait for May 27th to arrive. Mike has the stamina of a diamond.

During Ron's interview he went on about British Israelism and the throne of David, but got mixed up when he said the Brits don't even know they are Jews. Now come on Ron, I'm sure I read in your book that the Jews and the Israelites where at war, and one of the lost tribe of Israel ended up in Britain. They were Israelites back then. Now you say they are Jews? Oh well, you've changed everything else as you go, so why not Britain's geneaology

Ron's sermon today had him going back to the basics, because he has started his radio interview campaign again. Which I believe is a vain attempt to spend some money on advertising, to indicate that the money he is accused of taking for his personal use, was simply being set aside for the right and perfect time to harvest more souls, your Honour. There are no documents to prove this your Honour, because these funds were kept on hand in cash so as to be readily available.

Ron was making fun (mocking?) of any PKG member that would not be totally committed to him by saying "We'd better pay this just in case it doesn't really happen"
He also mentioned that you have no place in the church of god if you think that way.

Do not pay your bills, give your money to Ron! Do not pay your bills?

This is just an example of how he manipulates the thinking of his sheep, to make them give more money. He also avoided talking to his Oregon congregation today immediately after the closing prayer by using manipulation and misdirection.

What time is it we're supposed to be there? .....inaudible response..... Two o'clock? Oh No Ron you only have 27 minutes to get wherever you are going. Hurry up get out of there. Make sure you look stressed out and in a hurry.

Sorry, you Oregon folks are not going to be able to ask Ron any questions. He's got to go. He's got to get out of there, just in case you want to ask about his criminal charges and upcoming trial.

Saturday, December 31, 2011

THE GAMES PEOPLE PLAY



RonGod, the idol of PKG, was harping on the economy again today. The games people play with the economy, saying the Dow is up five points over the year, is just blind to the fact that Satan does not want to give up his tyranny. I gather from that type of babbling that Ron is angry the populace has not made a run on the banks and the stock market to force another depression, and make him appear authentic. (Even in the great depression, people were still working). Ron wants an economic collapse so his sheep will give more money to his retirement fund. But I have a feeling Ron doesn't really want the stock market to collapse, especially those SIX stocks,.

In 2008 we were supposed to be plunged into a nightmare of anarchy according to "most formidable prophet" Ron. I still remember those 'doorstep of horror' sermons. That was three and a half years ago!

All you PKG members don't get weary, but continue on understanding that a little leaven can infect your whole mind. Don't think for your self. Ron has been in the church since 1969. You havn't.

Ron feels worn out. He is out of juice. The last half mile is the hardest. Look at other people in other parts of the world next time you are feeling afflicted. If you are broke, think of the fact that you could be living in a straw hut with a dirt floor. But you aren't. You are living in a modern country with opportunities galore, yet you are broke becsuse you give your money to a proven false prophet who hates the cross of Christ.

Ron is so sick of the way it is in the scriptures. The Bible is wrong. Jesus was not crucified on a cross. They ddn't go to the trouble of building a cross.

Well Ron only got one of those sentences right. The poles were already in the ground. The crossbeam is what the condemned were forced to carry. I have worked with wood. A pole fifteen feet long and eight inches in diameter requires at least two people to carry it a short distance. I would like to see one human carry a 15 foot pole one mile. So this guy they compelled to carry Jesus' "pole" was superhuman? You PKG members should use your imagination, or better yet, go to a lumber yard with one of your friends and pick up a twelve foot piece of lumber and see how far you can carry it before you become exhausted. And I don't want to hear any excuses.

Ron babbles about the games people play with the economy. You PKG members need to realize the games Ronald Weinland is playing with your faith. What blows my mind is you allow him to twist the Bible around till it means you shall "hate the cross of Christ".

The person who has told you that he is a prophet and the most powerful prophet of all time, and that he "hate Hate HATES the cross" has just told you "you will have no house payment come May and June and July"

For many, of whom I have often told you and now tell you even with tears, walk as enemies of the cross of Christ. Ph 3:18

I don't interpret the Word. I just write it down exactly as it is written.

"1Ti 6:3 If anyone teaches a different doctrine and does not agree with the sound words of our Lord Jesus Christ and the teaching that accords with godliness, 1Ti 6:4 he is puffed up with conceit and understands nothing."

Gal 1:9 As we have said before, so now I say again: If anyone is preaching to you a gospel contrary to the one you received, let him be accursed.

You PKGers quit following a proven false prophet. Pick up your Bible and start reading on the first page of Matthew NOT the first page of Genesis. Otherwise, you deserve what people like Ron Weinland are going to do to you. The end of the Bible is Paradise. The end with Ron is misery.

Saturday, December 24, 2011

I'm Not Waiting For The End

I'm not waiting for the end..........of Ron's sermon. He really got under my skin today. While I was upstairs waiting for some chicken nuggets I heard him yelling about 'snakes in the grass'. I'm not even going to edit my notes. Here is what I wrote. have a happy time with your families everyone.

I missed the first ten minutes because I was out today doing some last minute shopping before all the stores close for Christmas. Got some huge scallops. They are going to be deliciously pan fried in butter. (sound of Homer Simpson drooling)

Clicked on the sermon just in time to hear Ron saying "because of where we are in time, there is to be no new marriage, no dating." So now the poor sheep are not allowed to love or marry or have children. I will tell you why. Dating costs money. Marriage costs money. Kids cost money. If you don't have these extra expenses, you will have more money to give to a con artist named Ronald Weinland.

"Europe is right on the edge and that's awesome for you to be able to witness that!"

What does that mean? I see Europe "right on the edge" of getting their shit back together so the world's rich can start making even more money. The governments have been spending money like an 18 year old drunken sailor on a payday shore leave. They have to realize they are elected officials, not Kings or Roman Emperors. But Ron means europe is about to suffer economic collapse and destroy the U.S. with Russia and China.

Ron finds destruction and worries as "awesomely inspiring". How can you PKG members lap up this shit soup? He's a con artist babbling words and ideas, pretending to be a prophet so he can take your money. If I didn't know he was a con artist I would say he was absolutely nuts. He is the one who twists and distorts the Bible. He is the definition of "tyranny", when it comes to how PKG members will spend their money.

Ron says his mockers hate him and the spirit of murder is hate. So his mockers want to kill him. No Ron, I don't want to kill you, I want you to be put in prison for three and a half years. For being a thief. And I don't care if you stole from the government, I care that you stole from your "sheep".

Maybe some time by yourself will let you read the testimony of Jesus Christ, and see it is all about love thy neighbour, and not get get get, while everyone worships you,

Oh, and Merry Christmas to everyone, even you Ron. Awesome.


Wednesday, December 14, 2011

The Sky is Falling, The Sky is Falling!





The stealth drone that is in the hands of the Iranians is a RQ-170 Sentinel. Although it may look cool and futuristic, it is not a "stealth" aircraft. The Iranians have done a good job of concealing their new found trophy. The camouflage job they have done to hide the missing underbelly and scorch marks was fairly achieved. But analysis has revealed scorch marks alone the leading edge, and the craft has obviously pieced back together.

To think the U.S. would allow such advanced technology into the hands of the opposing forces is ludicrous. The self destruct capabilities of the intelligence package has obliterated anything useful to an enemy. But the Iranian propaganda machine will continue to "control" the dead drone. About the only useful thing they may gain is the measurements of the airframe. They did not get the electronics, software, or powerplant.

The reason I am writing this post is because of the thinking of the COG's. It has been a week and still no mention by cogwriter or any other "prophet" or "watchman" of the horrible situation the US has found itself in. I have been expecting stories about the enemy now possessing stealth technology and the software codes. They will use this technology to stealth nuclear bombs into the US, thus starting WW3.
That is their way. Doom and Gloom. Always bad news trying to be connected with "the end".

Then of course there are the conspiracy theorists who could come up with the purposeful losing of the "stealth drone" so the Iranians could find it and start building their own nuclear drones. Therefore the US will destroy Iran before they can launch. And we will become a police state because of all this and they will round us up so they can fill all those FEMA coffins.

Either way, send in your tithes.

Monday, December 12, 2011

But It's Christmas, Your Honor



Today Ronald Weinland is to be before a judge to request a continuance in his trial. His trial for criminal tax evasion is set for 31 January 2012. Ron's lawyer/attorney has submitted a request to extend this timeline of a Federal trial a further 180 days.

Now his reason for requesting a continuance seems to stem from the enormous amount of receipts the U.S. government has accumulated from the five years of tax evasion Ron is charged with. It will take a long period of time to go over these receipts in order to explain to the court what these receipts really mean.

I would not be surprised if Ron's lawyers submit to the court that since it is the holiday season, "Mr Weinland should not be subjected to such a huge task of documenting this enormous pile of receipts during this festive and family oriented time of the year. The current date does leave Mr. Weinland approximately six weeks to examine these discoveries, but with the Christmas season taking the remainder of December and the first part of January, Mr Weinland would not have sufficient time to properly document these for a proper and fair defense.". Lawyers are so good at pushing baloney sandwiches.

Of course precedent could be indicated by the fact the former governor Blagosomething was sentenced to fourteen years in prison, but was allowed to return home for the Christmas season and report to prison sometime next year. "Therefore Pastor Weinland should be allowed the same graciousness during this Christmas season, so his families holiday may not be burdened by the stress which accumulates during the labourious defense process. Please allow Pastor Weinland to a fair trial by allowing him to focus on his defense after Christmas with his family and congregation, your Honour".

Now if in fact Ron's attorneys pull Christmas out of their bag of tricks, that would indeed be the most grand example of irony I have ever seen. The truth will be told on the official Ronald Weinland information blog.

That was a fun post to write.......and all because I was wondering if Ron's team would say something like "it's Christmas you Honour".

Saturday, December 10, 2011

THE PUPPETS SPEAK


Ron didn't give a sermon today. He let his puppets, Wayne and Johnny, do all the talking. After the standard opening prayer to keep the internet operating properly, Wayne began to speak.

I've heard that animals can tell if someone is evil. Maybe it is true, because Wayne told us he was attacked by birds and a fruit bat. Awesome, truly awesome.

As a demonstration of his evilness, Wayne began by twisting the scripture in 1 Cor 2:9

But, as it is written, "What no eye has seen, nor ear heard, nor the heart of man conceived, what God has prepared for those who love him" God has revealed to us through the Spirit.

Wayne twisted the word "eye" to mean the mind's eye, meaning no mind's eye has seen what God has prepared for us. I groan inside when I hear this kind of interpretation. That scripture means exactly what it says! "Eye" is the eyeball in your skull. "Ear" is the thing attached to the side of your skull that you hear sounds with. Now maybe you can say "heart of man" is the mind's eye, I'll say it is your mind, as in what's in your heart. You see, it really is that simple. Just read it like you were taught to read in school. The garbage that comes out of a COG is bewildering to me.

I do understand why they twist the words around though. It is so they can keep em hooked and keep squeezing money out of them. Like this little subliminal jab to sell your stuff and give to the "church":

God's people should be able to walk away from a good job, a good home, in order to "think differently"

And to tell them "if you have not read 2008 GFW you do not know God." Well that effectively gets rid of the New Testament. What about the rest of the human race that lived after Jesus was crucified, right up till just before Ron's heresy was published? Wayne is either deluded, or also a con artist in cahoots with Ron.

Then Johnny Harrel takes over and starts his blather:

"We're on the finish line." "a few months now, a few weeks as we heard Wayne say"
I've heard Johnny say a "few weeks" before. Nothing happened Johnny! He then lets everyone know that "you don't belong to God unless you belong to PKG" and

"Jesus paid the ultimate price so you could sit here and listen".

That one left me speechless. Those poor PKG members are in the clutches of a con artist's puppets.

Saturday, December 3, 2011

Today's Number is 6

Ron must have got permission from whoever is in charge of his bail to travel outside his home state, as he sermonized from Illinois today. He mentioned he will be going to Toronto in February. Since he was required to surrender his passport to the court, I do not know how he will cross the border.....unless he has two passports.

He was babbling something about how it is the end of six cycles, and that makes the hair stand up on the back of his neck. Hence the title of today's post. I've got some numbers for you too. Today is the third of December. If you add the third day to the twelfth month you get fifteen. Now here is the amazing thing: if you subtract 12 from 15 you get today's date. I'm sorry to shock you, but there it is in black and white right before your eyes. I dare you to go and look at your calender. You will see that todays date is in fact the third of December.

Ron was too hot today, then he became too cold. They adjusted the window enough to maintain a temperature reasonable enough for Ron to spend the next hour and a half talking about the captivity of Judea and how it applies to today.

Ron also mentioned his hatred of Christmas. He hate hate hates the music he is forced to listen to in the malls this time of year. I saw a cartoon a couple of days ago called "How the Grinch Stole Christmas", and this grinch also hated Christmas because all the people were having such a good time.

Christmas only comes once a year. It is the only time when almost everyone actually makes an effort to be nice to one another. Ronald Weinland and the other Armstrong types are totally against this goodwill because it is a "pagan holiday".

So what is pagan about being nice to one another for a couple of weeks.....and especially on Christmas Eve when everyone's good manners are exhibited in public.

Ron wants everyone to stop being nice to each other during Christmas, and send all the money you would have spent on the people you love directly to Ron. What an asshole! Of course, all con artists are assholes. They are such nice people until you realize they have made off with your life savings. Then you realize you have been taken by a con artist. Do you call the police? Or do you just sit there and weep?

O' how I hope he does not escape the U.S. Justice system. Are people even extraditable for income tax evasion? Whichever way you look at Ronald Weinland, he is a criminal.

Saturday, November 12, 2011

Prison Cellmate Etiquette Lessons, or FLEE the Country!


Dr Mike, Professor of Weinlandology, told us years ago that Ronald Weinland was being investigated by the IRS. On thursday our intrepid professor broke the story on his blog about Ronald Weinland being indicted by a federal grand jury for income tax evasion.

Al Capone was imprisoned for income tax evasion too. Income tax evasion is criminal in nature according to any government. That makes Ron officially a criminal deserving the same treatment as Al Capone. Prison!

Although the U.S. Government may consider Ronald Weinland a criminal due to revenue issues, I consider Ron a criminal due to the lies he tells and the extortion he commits against his congregation.

During today's sermon Ron did not mention his indictment, but instead continued his con game of twisting the verses in the bible to be all about staying in his church and giving him money.

He twists every scripture he reads aloud. The Bible says we do not know the hour and the day but Ron and the PKG know the hour and the day. They know it will be in Jerusalem on May 27th. Isnt that rebelling against what Jesus said? When you say you know more than Jesus you are arrogant and pitiable and a liar.

Read the New Testament and come to your own conclusions. Don't let any other man or woman tell you what it really means. Let me quote what Ron said today:

As I said at the end of the feast, "don't let anyone or anything distort you"

You PKG members have let Ronald Weinland distort the meaning of the scriptures. He is a false prophet and now under criminal indictment. He has been ripping off the government and he has been ripping you off. Selling a counterfeit christianity, he has become fatted and rich.

Sorry Ron, they don't provide Charmin in jail or prison. You will have to start practicing with sandpaper, or flee like the thief that you are.

I don't interpret the scriptures, I write them down exactly as they are written.

"1Ti 6:3 If anyone teaches a different doctrine and does not agree with the sound words of our Lord Jesus Christ and the teaching that accords with godliness, 1Ti 6:4 he is puffed up with conceit and understands nothing."

Gal 1:9 As we have said before, so now I say again: If anyone is preaching to you a gospel contrary to the one you received, let him be accursed.

You PKGers quit being so lazy. Pick up your Bible and start reading on the first page of Matthew NOT the first page of Genesis. Otherwise, you deserve what people like Ron Weinland are going to do to you. The end of the Bible is Paradise. The end with Ron is misery.

Thursday, September 29, 2011

RON BLOWS HIS TRUMPET - Needs Charmin


Ron was blowing his trumpet again. He told us he uses Charmin toilet paper because it is soft. While the common people have to buy the $3.99 sandpaper, Ron gets the most expensive tp available. I don't blame him. I use Charmin. I know it costs 16.99 a package but it is worth it. If I had a house full of women I would not be buying Charmin.

Not much to mention today except that there is a basket at the back of the hall. Members should throw their dreams into the basket so Ron can live his. Ron wants you to know that you don't believe in God unless you believe your money will be worthless.

"that the dollars you have and the Euros, the pounds you have, the assetts you have in the stock market, the Treasury Bills, the bonds you have, if you look at them like toilet paper".

Yes, once again they will be worthless. Just like the last time they were worthless. If you are crazy enough to cash in a U.S. Treasury Bill because you think it will be worthless, then you deserve to be depressed and penniless, without a job in May.

You want Jesus to come back so much that you are blind to the fact that Ron is asking you to give him all your asssets, all your investments, all your money.

What would a true Prophet of God want with money?

Saturday, September 24, 2011

SAVED!




I saved two hours of my life today. I didn't listen to Ron's sermon. Dill Weed always has a quick summary for me to read. I don't feel like writing anything today so I'll just post this:

“If by Pentecost [June 8 2008] I’m just going to make this real clear to everyone. If by Pentecost [June 8, 2008] it is not powerfully and abundantly clear that there has been a great deal of destruction that will clearly encompass a third of all plant life in the US and at least the clear results of this mingled with blood the death of very much animal life and the beginning of large numbers of human life then I will stop preaching. Just so all the critics and everyone out there will understand. I am true to my word in these things. OK? And for all the critics if by the end of July and for most likely around Pentecost if nothing has clearly caused great destruction and death I will make it very clear that I was a false prophet. I will do exactly what I said I would do on aaaaall those interviews that I have held. To do less. Well. Would be quite insane.”
Ronald Weinland said that years ago. He also said many other things that make him a liar. He's a pretty good con artist because he still has a following. Where else can you join a church and become an elder in less than two weeks?