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My first impression of Johnny Harrell was he sounds like Lyndon B Johnson. I will search the net for a picture of him, so I can get the image of LBJ giving a sermon out of my mind.
He talks for two hours about the feast of unleavened bread. He tells us we have to get all the leaven out of our homes, but I say he should get the leaven of the Pharisees out of his heart and mind.

He shall get a place in the Weinland-ettes, for he is also deceived by the ILFPRW and promotes this charlatan.

How Many More Times?

Ronald Weinland is a member of a list. It is a long list. It is the list of those who have prophesied the end and failed.

On another Weinland blog called Don't drink the flavoraid there is a picture of the aftermath of Jonestown, Guyania. Above Jim Jones's empty chair hangs a sign which reads:

THOSE WHO DO NOT REMEMBER THE PAST
ARE CONDEMED TO REPEAT IT

That sign is eerily true.

*NOTE
The picture above is of a sticker that was attached to a utility pole in the early nineties. I posted it to show how there are others who have predicted the date of the end and failed. Disregard the word rapture. ILFPRW is not affiliated with the rapture movement.

EARTHQUAKE IN INDONESIA

At least one person has been killed in an Indonesian earthquake. It is now the 17th of november and nothing has happened. Ronald Weinland better have a little wax left on the ribbon of his seventh seal. Unless this Indonesian earthquake is a "sign".

Nothing has happened as I predicted. Ronald Weinland has failed again, and he will fail again and again. He has put himself above Jesus Christ and changed the meaning of the scriptures.

"IT DOESNT MATTER IF THINGS DON'T HAPPEN."
"I AM A PROPHET SENT FROM GOD TO YOU"
"Everything is on the website"
I say everything is in the bible; we are to study the testimony of Jesus Christ and his servants THEN we willl understatnd the old testament.

`This people honors me with their lips, but their heart is far from me;
9: in vain do they worship me, teaching as doctrines the precepts of men.'

Ronald Weinland is a con artist. If you don't believe me, check out what Dr. Mike professor of Weinlandology says.

The ILFPRW is going to be on ABC TV in Australia on Sunday the 23rd. That's a program I must see. I'd like to know how he will explain away his latest blunder (14 Nov 7th seal).

THREE SPEECHES FROM THE TWO SELF PROCLAIMED WITNESSES

Ronald Weinland says you need speakers for your mp3 player.

During the tribulation you should have battery powered speakers for your mp3 player so you can let others hear the word of Ronald Weinland. I say the bible does not need batteries.

"Heaven and earth shall pass away but my word abides forever."

Ronald Weinland mixes the truth with lies. Ronald weinland is a false prophet.
I am going to vote and go down south for a few days. I don't have time to listen to the three speeches from the spokesman of the two witnesses of the cog package. But when I get back I am definitely going to play the Weinland Watch drinking game. I am also going to permanently post some links to other bloggers who monitor the ILFPRW. One of them.......There are some who call him Mike.........is in my opinion an absolute authority on Weinlandology. Yes, Dr. Mike professor of Weinlandology.

On The Doorstep Of Horror

This is my pre-typed post on ILFPRW's pre-recorded "sermon" for tomorrow in Sydney Australia. He starts of by telling his followers to use discretion in determining when is the proper age to start starving your kids. Likewise for nursing mothers because fasting can cause them to dry up.

Ron taught me something I did not know. Caffeine withdrawal can cause terrible headaches. I'm glad I only have one a day.
After mentioning the book of Revelation, and how we should not add to or take away from the book of the prophecy (which apparently does not apply to himself), I heard we should be careful about birthdays. Sorry kiddies, no birthday parties in the cog package. We would'nt want you to gain back all that weight you lost during the fast.

31 minutes into his sermon and he has not got past the first sentence in James that he started with. I know I could read aloud the whole letter of James in less than that time. And legibly.

He said Congress FINALLY(emphasis on the word FINALLY) passed the 700 billion dollar bailout but we are still on the doorstep of horror.
People who smoke obnoxious stinking cigarettes don't even know that they stink with the obnoxious stink of smoke. They just don't get it because they are sick, sick, sick.
Well Ron, next time you are about to leave a building, and you see those obnoxious smokers outside puffing away, turn away from that "doorstep of horror" and find another exit.

RUN FOR THE BANK

Yes Ron, you were in Cincinatti last week heh heh, and again today. I apologize for not knowing exactly where you are at all times.

So the alleged ILFPRW thinks that no matter what the government does, the dollar will be worthless. I know most governments are in the business of running a country and will not allow a depression to happen again. That is why they are going to buy out the debt. Anything else would be .....well..............insane.

Here is the unadulterated version of the scripture mentioned today, in its entirety:

Religion that is pure and undefiled before God and the Father is this: to visit orphans and widows in their affliction, and to keep oneself unstained from the world. James 1:27

I have mentioned that people should not give their money to the cog package, or any other church, but instead give to the poor on the streets or the poverty stricken in your own community. I think that statement sort of reflects on the above scripture(and many others). Ronald Weinland has another interpretation of the Word.

He wants us to know that the money we have in our bank accounts, we may not be able to get at it. "That troubles me because I realize all the tithes that are out there and monies that are in different places ,...because we don't put all the eggs in one basket" He also mentioned that 401K and stocks and land won't be worth anything when the dollar falls to zero. "Hopefully you're not thinking about using your 401." because it will be worthless. So I gather from today's speech that he wants everyone to know that their bank accounts, stocks, 401K, and real estate will be worthless very soon.

I think that even in a full blown depression, anyone who owns real estate would have no worries if it is in fact out right owned. Even if Ron could get his entire flock to run to the bank, it would have no effect on the goverment buying out the debt and preventing a depression. The only depression that will happen is when these poor innocent people liquify their assets and give most of it to Ron so he can advertise his truthiness to the world, then realize they are broke and have to start over.

Be careful Ron, there is nothing more dangerous than a pissed off sociopathic ex-cult member. Except maybe a dozen or so of them.