RONALD WEINLAND -- Deceived and Deceiving

Ronald Weinland, author and nothing more, can give himself any title he wants to give himself. He is a pastor and an author of a couple of books. That's all.

No matter how many times he carefully sneaks up to his mirror, he will still find his own reflection staring him in the face. The reflection of a man. Formerly a believer in God and Herbert Armstrong, he has abandoned the Word of Jesus, embraced delusion, and become a con artist for profit. He does not care how long a tither stays in his grasp, because he knows there has been a perpetual crop of fresh, young recruits since the word church was first used.

There is no truth in Ronald Weinland.

FIRST A PROPHET, NOW AN APOSTLE

Today Ronald Weinland told us he is an apostle. More initials to put after his name I guess. The show must go on, even if you drop the ball in the middle of the stage.

His prophetship didn't work out so he is moving into Apostlehood. What adventures await us?

Ronald Weinland is a type of minister who feeds off those he deceives, and creates atheism among those who have never even read the bible. Those who eventually see through his delusions, leave with an incredible burden of decision.

If Satan were hiring today, his corporate headhunter would be making Ronald Weinland an offer he would not refuse.

666 Days Till Horror Begins

That's right folks, we are safe from the beast power. At least until August 2011. Ronald Weinland had previously told us the beast power of Germany would reduce the USA to a smoking pile of ashes by the autumn of 2008. But due to Ron's greater understanding the time of the horrors of the beast has been shortened, thus extending our beast free lives for another 22 months.

Yikes! Don't tell me that the amount of days from Oct 10, 2009 to August 2011 is ........gulp.....six hundred and sixty six days?

I've put my calculator in the drawer. I don't want to know!

THE GREAT PROPHECY SHORTAGE OF '09

Ronald Weinland's "shortening" speech is due out tomorrow. He really has to explain why nothing has happened since publishing his book 2008 God's Final Witness. He has mentioned that the horrors will be shortened but increase in intensity. So I gather he will push forward the time that all his prophecies are to occur, on account of the one true church starving their kids for two days in January. Perhaps all the rest of his trumpets will occur "in an hour". He will probably be using the scripture: "If God had not shortened those days, no flesh would be saved alive".

Does anyone have any idea what he is talking about? All I can do is guess. I thought a true prophet was supposed to make himself abundantly clear.