Ronald Weinland, you should read Matthew 9:13

"Go and learn what this means, 'I desire mercy, and not sacrifice.' For I came not to call the righteous, but sinners."

Saturday, December 27, 2008

We Live In A Cesspool

Last week during God's Witness Is Ending Part One, Ron told us there are going to be some surprises. Well, SURPRISE! There is a church fast next sabbath. I know by the size of Ron's gut, he could use a fast.

He said we live in a cesspool. I haven't seen a cesspool since the sixties, and I doubt they are still in existence in the western world. But if he wants to call the world a cesspool, I guess it's a free country and he can say what he wants.

As for his sermon, it didn't seem much like a sermon to me. He was defensive and confusing. He didn't seem to say anything at all. Just a bunch of babbling to confuse anyone trying to make sense of what he was saying. I am bewildered as to what he was trying to convey. I may be wrong but I think he was saying the world won't see anything until the fifth trumpet. To tell you the truth, I haven't a clue what he was babbling about. I am sure don't drink the flavoraid would be able to explain better than I.

"It's not just about the trumpets, it's about the thunders." Ronald Weinland Dec 27, 2008
What the hell does that mean?

Wednesday, December 24, 2008


A very merry Christmas to you Ronnie. I am very happy that you put a google ad on my web site, thus leading me to discovery of the falseness of your preaching. Your falsehoods have increased my faith by allowing me to immediately recognize a false preaching when I hear it. The amount of gospel I have read has taken root in my heart, and I realize that the Word dwells within me by the fact that I knew what you were, the moment I heard you speak.

Repent Ronnie, there's still time. Do you really want to stand before God Almighty, charged with leading the sheep astray of Jesus?

Jesus Christ is the only name by which you can be saved.

Saturday, December 20, 2008


God's final witness is ending. That's right folks we are down to the wire according to Ronald Weinland:

"We are down to the time when God will reveal whether this is his work, or not. Whether he inspired this book with such a title, or not. Whether Laura and I are indeed gods end time witnesses, or not."

And now the first trumpet is not going to be something you will physically see.
But in his book he wrote of the first trumpet:

This first powerful event of the Seventh Seal will result in wide-spread destruction over the United States and beyond her border into Canada. When we are told that a third of all plant life will be destroyed, that is exactly what it means.

But we won't be able to physicaly see it. But we will be able to see it when the second trumpet is blown which may not happen for a year.

The mockers and the scorners are going to get it soon. Die from within; and not slowly now ...speedily.

First it was speedily die, then it was slowly die, and now we are back to speedily.
Okay, mockers speedily and trumpet slowly. Got it!

I JUST HAVE TO ADD THIS SIGN. It would be impossible for me to not include it in this post.

(Used without permission)

One of the alleged mockers

Friday, December 19, 2008

The President That Never Was

Barrak Obama is due to be sworn in on the 20th day of January, 2009. According to Ronald Weinland, no president will take office in January.
Someone had better get a hold of president-elect Obama and tell him he has a big disappointment ahead of him.
And please do it now so he can get his old job back before it is filled.

Or maybe.....just maybe, Ron is lying again while being insane and not preaching anymore.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Ronald Weinland and the End of Prophecy 2008

Ronald Weinland has prophesied the end-time 2008 as starting today, Dec 14th. I am in a major North American city and it is getting dark. The ILFPRW announced the trumpet will be blown today and I have heard NOTHING.

I have not heard the "Jerusalem Sermon" yet because I am enjoying family and friends for another week. I really want to listen to his special sermon, as I want to hear the latest terrors and warnings from the doorman on the doorstep of horror.

I will probably listen tonight after some tribulation pizza. the way there are only 17 more days left in 2008. I thought Ron's book was entitled "2008 the end time in prophecy". Next printing will have to be 2009, or why not just make it 2012?


Ronald Weinland

The video below shows my prediction of what will happen to Ronald Weinland's pastorship when it spins out of control.

Monday, December 1, 2008


Up here in Canada, something wonderful is about to happen which proves to me that I live in a free country. Our prime minister (the equivalent of your president) is about to be removed from office after a little over one month of being re-elected.
Due to ineffective governing and lack of policy, Steven Harper is going to receive a vote of non confidence by the opposing elected officials on monday. The remaining politicians will form a government. Now that is democracy in action.

Having to put up with an ineffectual leader, who makes carefree mistakes is something the people of Canada do not have to suffer. How many countries in the world can the people have their leader removed without bloodshed and uprisings?

Unfortunately for the people of the Ronald Weinland Church of Broken Promises, they do not seem to have this power. Surely after the 14th of December they will start to hunger for the truth. Ronald Weinland says he will "start his job" as end time prophet and witness of the Revelation in less than two weeks.

I hereby cast my vote of non confidence in Ronald Weinland. Of all the terrors and horrors he has prophesied, nothing will happen after Dec 14th and President-elect Obama will take office on Jan 20th.

Give it up Ron. Release the captives! Let them READ their own bibles.