Ronald Weinland, you should read Matthew 9:13

"Go and learn what this means, 'I desire mercy, and not sacrifice.' For I came not to call the righteous, but sinners."

Sunday, October 11, 2009

666 Days Till Horror Begins

That's right folks, we are safe from the beast power. At least until August 2011. Ronald Weinland had previously told us the beast power of Germany would reduce the USA to a smoking pile of ashes by the autumn of 2008. But due to Ron's greater understanding the time of the horrors of the beast has been shortened, thus extending our beast free lives for another 22 months.

Yikes! Don't tell me that the amount of days from Oct 10, 2009 to August 2011 is ........gulp.....six hundred and sixty six days?

I've put my calculator in the drawer. I don't want to know!

Friday, October 9, 2009


Ronald Weinland's "shortening" speech is due out tomorrow. He really has to explain why nothing has happened since publishing his book 2008 God's Final Witness. He has mentioned that the horrors will be shortened but increase in intensity. So I gather he will push forward the time that all his prophecies are to occur, on account of the one true church starving their kids for two days in January. Perhaps all the rest of his trumpets will occur "in an hour". He will probably be using the scripture: "If God had not shortened those days, no flesh would be saved alive".

Does anyone have any idea what he is talking about? All I can do is guess. I thought a true prophet was supposed to make himself abundantly clear.

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Mail In Your Offerings

I didn't listen to yesterday's sermon. I was at a funeral. Today I listened to the first few minutes of a sermon by an unknown PKG, I think was Johnny Harrell. He said there was a basket at the back of the hall, for offerings. And for those of us who could not attend, we are to mail in our make atonement with God.

Well I've got news for you. You can't pay to get into heaven.

So intead of mailing in an offering, I offer Ronald Weinland and his PKG this tidbit of secret wisdom:

"Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results isn’t insanity, it’s stupidity. Doing the same thing over and over again and observing different results, that's insanity." --covert comic

I'd like to repeat, Atonement payments cannot be used to gain entrance into heaven.

Jesus already paid the price. The PKG is a phishing site disguised as "the church". Ron should put a visa and mastercard logo on the site, to make it look more professional.