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Today while reading Dr Mike Ekimks' latest paper Pax Pax Weinlandum, Professor Ekimks disclosed for examination a new memo composed by Ronald Weinland -- Author of "The Prophesied End-Time" & "2008 God's Final Witness" which Weinland had posted on his ronaldweinland.com web site today. Here is an excerpt from profiteer Weinland's latest sorcery:

"Not only is God altering the time sequence of end-time events (not the return of Jesus Christ) by shortening the actual time of man’s suffering,..."

What I have discovered from my examination of Professor Mike's discovery, is the possibility certainty of an altered timeline of Ronald Weinland's heretic deceptions of the book of The Revelation of Jesus Christ to John.

It's obvious that God Almighty has not been cooperating with self-appointed prophet Ronald Weinland. All the prophecy, predictions, and deceptions announced by Ronald have failed to materialize. Ron's game plan will be ammended to please the crowd, because Ron is not afraid of Jesus manifesting any judgment against him.

Mister Weinland will have to pull all his tricks out of his hat this time. He will ensure that those under his spell continue to ignore those nagging feelings in the back of their mind; that this guy is a magician who has them mesmerized in a pay per use stage production of:

Captain Delusion's Voyage Aboard the Ship -- BLASPHEMY

P.S. -- When Ron used the word "shortening", he wasn't talking about Crisco. He will probably be using a cleaned, dressed, and boned out version of Mark 13:20

As for the picture of the Stoning of Stephen, I don't imagine Ron as one of the ones doing the stoning. I imagine he would be the one in the crowd, humbly watching what he had just instigated.

Fall 2009

It is now a full year since the "fall of 2008" when the United States was to cease to exist as an independent nation, or was to begin it's demise. (according to Ronald Weinland's books and sermons)
It is also over a year since I started blogging about the con artist Ronald Weinland.

I have several web sites and on some of them I use Google AdSense to generate revenue. It is through one of those advertisements that I discovered Ronald Weinland. I remember downloading his book and scanning the table of contents for a chapter to quickly read. I stopped reading when he declared he was a prophet.

I then listened to one of his "sermons" and immediately perceived the anger in his voice. He does not have the peace and happiness inside him. I'm sure I read somewhere in the bible that "God is love". There is no peace in Ronald Weinland. After all those years of studying the bible he still doesn't get it (pun intended). The only thing he does get is money. And that money comes from those he has deceived into giving to him on a regular basis.

Ronald Weinland is a member of an old club. That club's members have been deceiving mankind since the beginning of the word congregation. A true minister encourages and helps his flock. But the members of the Deceivers Club are nothing more than thieves and robbers.

All who came before me are thieves and robbers; --John 10:8

Unfortunately, almost all who have come after Him and use the title of minister, are also thieves and robbers. Teaching the precepts of men and ignoring the grace and mercy of God.

Please share your thoughts on the one year anniversary of no fireworks from the prophet and revelation witness Ronald Weinland.

Today's Weather Forecast

Sunny today, with cloudy periods. Chance of trumpet blasts with isolated thunders.
Long term forecast: Bullsh*t storm mixed with Ron's "greater understanding".

Plain PKG Truth Magazine?

Yikes! Ron is now offering pdf downloads of his weekly sermons. The sermons will not be exactly word for word, but edited to make his sermons easier to understand. I hope this is not a prelude to mailing out copies of his "sermons". That could migrate to a magazine edited by Ron and written by Ron.

Also, there is a help wanted sign in the window of the COG package. There is no senior elder or evangelist in Canada. Although Terry Wrozek is in charge of all of Canada and two regions in the U.S., he is not a senior.

Mr Weinland wants you to know that if something has been said to you or about you, you should forgive them. Bless those who persecute you. But if someone says something about Ron they will die. Slowly from the inside. Or speedily. Or in the next three and a half years.

Ron says he has a headache today. Should he have the elders of the church lay their hands upon him to heal, or does he not believe in Jesus?

IMPOSTOR

impostor noun-- one who deceives or cheats others by pretending to be what he or she is not


Ronald Weinland - Author of “The Prophesied End-Time” & “2008 - God's Final Witness” is an impostor, as defined in the Webster's New World Dictionary. And by his actions!

I give you one William M Branham, who died as a result of a head on collision. The other driver was intoxicated and died at the scene. The 2 for 1 witness (he claimed he was BOTH witnesses of Revelation) died in hospital five days later. Maybe the driver of the other vehicle was blinded by Branham's "pillar of fire".


January 24th 1950 taken at the Sam Houston Coliseum

William M. Branham showed everyone that he is the real witnesses of Revelation by manifesting a pillar of fire above his head. Back in 1963 he said
" a cluster of seven angels met him on Sunset Mountain in Arizona to commission the opening of the Seals, which he believed was in fulfilment of a vision he had told his church several months earlier"

Branham's followers believe he had a specific Message for the Bride, teaching that the Seven Thunders of Revelation(where have we heard that before?) 10:3-4 were to be revealed to gather the Bride, to give her faith, and to prepare her for the great translation faith.

Branham claimed to have made several prophecies, including the Second Coming of Christ. This included a famous prophecy that "the city of Los Angeles would 'sink beneath the ocean'" and that a tidal wave would sweep inland as far as the Salton Sea. The resulting fear caused 40 Branham followers to move out of the area.

So 40 people who believed in the two in one witness, packed up their lives and moved away from their jobs and families because of a man's prophecy. The world was to end in 1977. His defense of contradicting Jesus' "no man knows the day or hour", was:

"in view of the fact that Jesus said that 'no man knoweth the day nor the hour.' I still maintain this prediction after thirty years because, Jesus did NOT say no man could know the year, month or week in which His coming was to be completed. So I repeat, I sincerely believe and maintain as a private student of the Word, along with Divine inspiration that 1977 ought to terminate the world systems and usher in the millennium"

Branham was a rapture ready fellow. December 18th 1965, he was raptured right out of his car and into Amarillo Northwest Texas Hospital. Christmas eve he got his present.

Ronald Weinland is a copy cat or an impostor.

Bumper Stickers Are Evil

Well kids, the spirit world is really stirred up and something is going to follow shortly. You may not be able to even go to the FOT! Also Ron may not be able to make it to New Zealand. He just does not know when the trumpets will blow destruction all over the U.S. But it's very close now.

Ron teaches us that people with religious bumper stickers really do "cheapen" the word of God. Don't promote God, only Ron is allowed to promote God. IMO, it's Ron that is cheapening the word of God.

You know that we live in a sick filthy world, but Ron wants you to know that we live in a sick, filthy, pornographic world. Apparently he saw a half nude person leaning over a car. If he thinks a billboard is pornographic, someone should get him to google the word porn. I'm sure if he clicked on any link on the search results page, he would have another heart attack.

Almost forgot. There is a new "evangelist" in the PKG world. It seems Johnny Harrell, Wayne Matthews and Terry Wrozek, all got together to perform the laying on of hands and ordination package ceremony. That would be quite a sight to see. I wonder if any horns got tangled?