Ronald Weinland, you should read Matthew 9:13

"Go and learn what this means, 'I desire mercy, and not sacrifice.' For I came not to call the righteous, but sinners."

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Plain PKG Truth Magazine?

Yikes! Ron is now offering pdf downloads of his weekly sermons. The sermons will not be exactly word for word, but edited to make his sermons easier to understand. I hope this is not a prelude to mailing out copies of his "sermons". That could migrate to a magazine edited by Ron and written by Ron.

Also, there is a help wanted sign in the window of the COG package. There is no senior elder or evangelist in Canada. Although Terry Wrozek is in charge of all of Canada and two regions in the U.S., he is not a senior.

Mr Weinland wants you to know that if something has been said to you or about you, you should forgive them. Bless those who persecute you. But if someone says something about Ron they will die. Slowly from the inside. Or speedily. Or in the next three and a half years.

Ron says he has a headache today. Should he have the elders of the church lay their hands upon him to heal, or does he not believe in Jesus?

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I thought Terry Wrozek was ordained an evangelist? I read that last week...I thought?

jack635 said...

He was ordained. But Ron said there was no senior evangelist nor senior elder for Canada. He babbles a lot.

Mike (Don't Drink the Flavor Aid) said...

Johnny is senior evangelist over the evangelists Terry and Wayne. Also Johnny appears to be above senior elders Steve Dalrymple and Jimmy Carlisle.

AFAIK, Canada has only one resident elder.

jack635 said...

@10:01 into the sermon, Ron sez:

"There's no senior elder or evangelist up there"
Hence the help wanted sign in the Ron's window.

I wonder how much resolve one has to give to become a senior elder?

Purple Hymnal said...

"But Ron said there was no senior evangelist nor senior elder for Canada."

And why is this a bad thing? Back when the WW blog was on the go, you could count the Canadian membership of the PKG on less than one hand. Recent events in the blogosphere would indicate that this status remains quo. Unless Leonard McGlynn's wife popped out another sprog this year......

jack635 said...

sprog

My imagination wandered.
Yuck.