That's right folks! You've got two more years before the boss gets here.(according to Ronald Weinland the prophet, pastor, apostle, and credit card carrying Elijah to come all rolled into one being)
Two years left to paint the house, finish that overdue project, and pull out all your investments so you can give until it hurts to Ronald Weinland. He needs your money so he can make sure everyone on the planet is led to "the one true church".
So before you sell your house, make sure you scour every room for anything that can be taken to the pawn shop or sold at your garage sale. Even Grandma's silver teaspoon collection has gotta be worth something.
As we approach the great date of May 27th 2012, the cost of advertising Ron's truth is going to go up. We all know that the "beast power" is keeping all of the television networks from promoting Ronald Weinland in such a "collosus"ial way. But all the wealth that will be gathered into the PKG storehouse will be used to announce Jesus Christ's return a few days before this amazing event.
Even though Jesus told us that no one knows the day or the hour of his return, Ron knows the day the hour and the year. Ron wants to make sure that Jesus has a little pocket money when he gets here. So this is absolutely for sure, right Ron? May 27th, 2012. Umm, have you got an ETA? You know before noon, or will it be late in the evening, ......or at the cock crowing?
Absolutely dumbfounding.
* May contain sarcasm.
Thursday, May 27, 2010
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
My Censored Comment
I left a comment a few minutes ago over on Aaron Robinson's Weinlandwitnessing blog. Since I doubt it will ever see the light of day over there, I am publishing it here because "the light shines in the darkness and the darkness has not overcome it". Well....I'm sure you know what I mean.
Since way before I was born there have been tornados, earthquakes, floods, blizzards, economic recessions, kings and minstrels dying…etc.
All these things have continued since the beginning and will continue until the end. The trash that comes out of a false prophet’s mouth cannot change the fact that Jesus has already given us the warning signs, and they will happen all at once exactly as recorded and with no doubt in anyone’s mind that the end is going to happen within an hours time.
No special books or tables or preachers with secret knowledge required. It’s already printed in black and white, easily understandable. You do not need to give anyone money to keep the new testament on the bookshelves. There is no force on this earth that can remove the bible from humanity. Quit deceiving yourself and read those two or three paragraphs about the end that came out of Jesus Christ’s mouth. It’s that simple.
If you can’t listen to Jesus then you are doomed to follow any false prophet that provides you with the best song and dance. Isn’t that what it’s all about? All you really want is to be entertained. (Mat 11:16)
Since way before I was born there have been tornados, earthquakes, floods, blizzards, economic recessions, kings and minstrels dying…etc.
All these things have continued since the beginning and will continue until the end. The trash that comes out of a false prophet’s mouth cannot change the fact that Jesus has already given us the warning signs, and they will happen all at once exactly as recorded and with no doubt in anyone’s mind that the end is going to happen within an hours time.
No special books or tables or preachers with secret knowledge required. It’s already printed in black and white, easily understandable. You do not need to give anyone money to keep the new testament on the bookshelves. There is no force on this earth that can remove the bible from humanity. Quit deceiving yourself and read those two or three paragraphs about the end that came out of Jesus Christ’s mouth. It’s that simple.
If you can’t listen to Jesus then you are doomed to follow any false prophet that provides you with the best song and dance. Isn’t that what it’s all about? All you really want is to be entertained. (Mat 11:16)
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