That's right folks! You've got two more years before the boss gets here.(according to Ronald Weinland the prophet, pastor, apostle, and credit card carrying Elijah to come all rolled into one being)
Two years left to paint the house, finish that overdue project, and pull out all your investments so you can give until it hurts to Ronald Weinland. He needs your money so he can make sure everyone on the planet is led to "the one true church".
So before you sell your house, make sure you scour every room for anything that can be taken to the pawn shop or sold at your garage sale. Even Grandma's silver teaspoon collection has gotta be worth something.
As we approach the great date of May 27th 2012, the cost of advertising Ron's truth is going to go up. We all know that the "beast power" is keeping all of the television networks from promoting Ronald Weinland in such a "collosus"ial way. But all the wealth that will be gathered into the PKG storehouse will be used to announce Jesus Christ's return a few days before this amazing event.
Even though Jesus told us that no one knows the day or the hour of his return, Ron knows the day the hour and the year. Ron wants to make sure that Jesus has a little pocket money when he gets here. So this is absolutely for sure, right Ron? May 27th, 2012. Umm, have you got an ETA? You know before noon, or will it be late in the evening, ......or at the cock crowing?
Absolutely dumbfounding.
* May contain sarcasm.
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If I wish to sell my house to raise money for Ron Weinland to fight the unfair advertising practices of the Beast power that now grips the world in its bloody talons (damn you, Beast power!!!), do I have to make sure there's no leavening in the house first?
xHWA,
when it comes to selling a house in order to give the proceeds to "god's church", Ron no longer cares about leavening. The house could be insulated with leaven.
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