RON BLOWS HIS TRUMPET - Needs Charmin

Ron was blowing his trumpet again. He told us he uses Charmin toilet paper because it is soft. While the common people have to buy the $3.99 sandpaper, Ron gets the most expensive tp available. I don't blame him. I use Charmin. I know it costs 16.99 a package but it is worth it. If I had a house full of women I would not be buying Charmin.

Not much to mention today except that there is a basket at the back of the hall. Members should throw their dreams into the basket so Ron can live his. Ron wants you to know that you don't believe in God unless you believe your money will be worthless.

"that the dollars you have and the Euros, the pounds you have, the assetts you have in the stock market, the Treasury Bills, the bonds you have, if you look at them like toilet paper".

Yes, once again they will be worthless. Just like the last time they were worthless. If you are crazy enough to cash in a U.S. Treasury Bill because you think it will be worthless, then you deserve to be depressed and penniless, without a job in May.

You want Jesus to come back so much that you are blind to the fact that Ron is asking you to give him all your asssets, all your investments, all your money.

What would a true Prophet of God want with money?

SAVED!

I saved two hours of my life today. I didn't listen to Ron's sermon. Dill Weed always has a quick summary for me to read. I don't feel like writing anything today so I'll just post this:

“If by Pentecost [June 8 2008] I’m just going to make this real clear to everyone. If by Pentecost [June 8, 2008] it is not powerfully and abundantly clear that there has been a great deal of destruction that will clearly encompass a third of all plant life in the US and at least the clear results of this mingled with blood the death of very much animal life and the beginning of large numbers of human life then I will stop preaching. Just so all the critics and everyone out there will understand. I am true to my word in these things. OK? And for all the critics if by the end of July and for most likely around Pentecost if nothing has clearly caused great destruction and death I will make it very clear that I was a false prophet. I will do exactly what I said I would do on aaaaall those interviews that I have held. To do less. Well. Would be quite insane.”

Ronald Weinland said that years ago. He also said many other things that make him a liar. He's a pretty good con artist because he still has a following. Where else can you join a church and become an elder in less than two weeks?

Ordained

Ever see those ads for FREE MINISTRY CREDENTIALS? The advertisement says "FREE". At Ron's academy you must pay. You must be a tithing member before you may be baptised. If that is not a contradiction, I don't know what is. After being baptised, I wonder how long it takes to become "ordained"?

Last time I listened to Ron he was touting a new group of young people from the middle east. My thoughts immediately went to Ron being seen on the internet, bound and kneeling in front of a black flag with white squiggly letters on it, and surrounded by balaclava clad jihadists brandishing AK47's and a sharp knife.


Since Ron is a con artist, I can only imagine the state of these young middle eastern people's minds six months from now. Now I hear Ron has ordained one of these as an elder. That is quite a rapid advancement from new member to elder in less than a month! Does this mean that the list of elders is a list of confirmed members? That makes it easy to estimate the number of Ron's following.

The "E.U. would rather go to war than lose the Euro" and "Whatever Russia and China have decided or planned to do, they have already done it" were a couple of profound statements given to us by Ron today. As a prophet, Ron is a failure. As a con artist, Ron is a success (so far). I guess that makes him a fuccess. Hey a new word!

As for the book 2008 God's Final Witness, it is pretty well disproven, moth eaten, mouldy, and falling apart. Ronald Weinland has failed miserably as a prophet.