Ronald Weinland says you need speakers for your mp3 player.
During the tribulation you should have battery powered speakers for your mp3 player so you can let others hear the word of Ronald Weinland. I say the bible does not need batteries.
"Heaven and earth shall pass away but my word abides forever."
Ronald Weinland mixes the truth with lies. Ronald weinland is a false prophet.
I am going to vote and go down south for a few days. I don't have time to listen to the three speeches from the spokesman of the two witnesses of the cog package. But when I get back I am definitely going to play the Weinland Watch drinking game. I am also going to permanently post some links to other bloggers who monitor the ILFPRW. One of them.......There are some who call him Mike.........is in my opinion an absolute authority on Weinlandology. Yes, Dr. Mike professor of Weinlandology.
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Friday, October 10, 2008
Sometimes the less said the better
Today's sermon from Ronald Weinland's New Zealand hotel is more of the same underlying message about the economy and it's effect on the U.S dollar.
It hasn't been just some thunders, its been a thunderstorm!
He again tells us our 401K and savings accounts will be worthless. This time he mentioned that even gold coins will be worthless. Any student of history will know that gold is hard currency that has been used everywhere in the world in times of war and depression. While paper money can become worthless, gold and silver are always valuable. Even if the U.S were destroyed in a nuclear attack, those who survived could use gold coins to secure passage or buy things several years later. It does not matter whose head is minted on the coin, gold is gold in any country.
In a dumbfounding example of 'Do as I say and not as I do' Ron tells us "Don't speak evil of others" and "it's better to be still and quiet".
Good news for the kiddies: Ron now says you can have a cake or special dessert on your birthday, but you cant have a celebration based on get get get and expect to get every year. Just remember, while your are eating that cake, be still and quiet.
Sorry kids, Christmas is still cancelled.
And on account of he useth the KJV I shall telleth you that which he spake:
James 5:10 "Take, my brethren, the prophets, who have spoken in the name of the Lord, for an example of suffering affliction, and of patience."
He uses that scripture in the manner he is most known for. Twisting the words into his own purpose:
"Whats the point there?, hasn't been well received has it?
Who do they lash out at? ....the prophet. They lash out at them because they don't understand they're lashing out at god."
If you were a prophet of God I would not have to correct your error of interpretation, and make it known that you are false. You said "the less said the better". You should apply that statement to your sermons. They are 1% scripture and 99% cult brainwashing technique.
The scripture cannot be broken, but you leave a trail of torn and redacted pages in your destructive wake. As with other "churches" the devastation you cause to innocent believers leads some to atheism. And I don't blame them.
Thursday, October 9, 2008
It's time for ANOTHER, another offering
That's right folks, it's time for another offering. Surely you can handle it. After all, you saved money by not eating or drinking today.
Ronald Weinland justified his day of atonement fasting and cash collecting with Hebrews 9:1, but failed to continue on to 9:11 without dropping the message that Jesus abolishes the first covenant in order to to establish the second covenant which is the new testament. And by that will we have been sanctified through the offering of the body of Jesus Christ once for all
Ronald Weinland is a con artist who searches the old testament for any scripture that he can twist into a cash cow. He also perverts the scripture of the new testament for his own benefit.
Going on, he says the Jews that tie those little boxes on their heads bring shame on their religion. They're messing with the false spirit world.
This coming from a man who says when he comes before god he doesn't want to make a religion out of it, to where he becomes so strong to his attitude in his mind that he condemns others that are not like him. Which is a direct contradiction of what he has previously said:
"My first exercise in use of power is to you mockers. It begins with you. You will be the first to experience [it]. You don’t have to wait long. For those who mock from this day forward, by what you say against god’s people, for what you say against god’s truths, you will suffer from sickness that will eat you from the inside out and you will die. Your death will not be quick.”
I would like to comment on this fasting ritual of Ronald Weinland's and how he said to use discretion in determining when is the proper age to introduce your kids to fasting. On his website he states in his FAQ's:
"Some teens are asking about baptism, but the usual minimum age for accountability is 18, therefore people cannot be baptized until at least this age."
If you have to be 18 to be baptized (after you have paid with a cashiers check), why can't you wait till you are 18 in order for your mind to be weakened by fasting so you can give another offering? Children grow from the moment of conception til they are adults. They need NUTRITION in order to grow in a HEALTHY manner.
When this beautiful nine day old boy is older, I am going to teach him the truth about anything he asks me. I will not hide anything from him under the age old tradition of "Oh...he's to young to hear about that". I will also teach him about things he does not ask. Especially about people like Ronald Weinland, who will lie to him and try to take advantage of him.
"if by the end of July and for most likely around Pentecost if nothing has clearly caused great destruction and death I will make it very clear that I was a false prophet"
Ronald Weinland, you should read Matthew 9:13:
"Go and learn what this means, 'I desire mercy, and not sacrifice.' For I came not to call the righteous, but sinners."
If you don't go and learn what it means, then you are a con artist. And that's the plain truth.
Ronald Weinland justified his day of atonement fasting and cash collecting with Hebrews 9:1, but failed to continue on to 9:11 without dropping the message that Jesus abolishes the first covenant in order to to establish the second covenant which is the new testament. And by that will we have been sanctified through the offering of the body of Jesus Christ once for all
Ronald Weinland is a con artist who searches the old testament for any scripture that he can twist into a cash cow. He also perverts the scripture of the new testament for his own benefit.
Going on, he says the Jews that tie those little boxes on their heads bring shame on their religion. They're messing with the false spirit world.
This coming from a man who says when he comes before god he doesn't want to make a religion out of it, to where he becomes so strong to his attitude in his mind that he condemns others that are not like him. Which is a direct contradiction of what he has previously said:
"My first exercise in use of power is to you mockers. It begins with you. You will be the first to experience [it]. You don’t have to wait long. For those who mock from this day forward, by what you say against god’s people, for what you say against god’s truths, you will suffer from sickness that will eat you from the inside out and you will die. Your death will not be quick.”
I would like to comment on this fasting ritual of Ronald Weinland's and how he said to use discretion in determining when is the proper age to introduce your kids to fasting. On his website he states in his FAQ's:
"Some teens are asking about baptism, but the usual minimum age for accountability is 18, therefore people cannot be baptized until at least this age."
If you have to be 18 to be baptized (after you have paid with a cashiers check), why can't you wait till you are 18 in order for your mind to be weakened by fasting so you can give another offering? Children grow from the moment of conception til they are adults. They need NUTRITION in order to grow in a HEALTHY manner.
When this beautiful nine day old boy is older, I am going to teach him the truth about anything he asks me. I will not hide anything from him under the age old tradition of "Oh...he's to young to hear about that". I will also teach him about things he does not ask. Especially about people like Ronald Weinland, who will lie to him and try to take advantage of him.
"if by the end of July and for most likely around Pentecost if nothing has clearly caused great destruction and death I will make it very clear that I was a false prophet"
Ronald Weinland, you should read Matthew 9:13:
"Go and learn what this means, 'I desire mercy, and not sacrifice.' For I came not to call the righteous, but sinners."
If you don't go and learn what it means, then you are a con artist. And that's the plain truth.
Saturday, October 4, 2008
On The Doorstep Of Horror
This is my pre-typed post on ILFPRW's pre-recorded "sermon" for tomorrow in Sydney Australia. He starts of by telling his followers to use discretion in determining when is the proper age to start starving your kids. Likewise for nursing mothers because fasting can cause them to dry up.
Ron taught me something I did not know. Caffeine withdrawal can cause terrible headaches. I'm glad I only have one a day.
After mentioning the book of Revelation, and how we should not add to or take away from the book of the prophecy (which apparently does not apply to himself), I heard we should be careful about birthdays. Sorry kiddies, no birthday parties in the cog package. We would'nt want you to gain back all that weight you lost during the fast.
31 minutes into his sermon and he has not got past the first sentence in James that he started with. I know I could read aloud the whole letter of James in less than that time. And legibly.
He said Congress FINALLY(emphasis on the word FINALLY) passed the 700 billion dollar bailout but we are still on the doorstep of horror.
People who smoke obnoxious stinking cigarettes don't even know that they stink with the obnoxious stink of smoke. They just don't get it because they are sick, sick, sick.
Well Ron, next time you are about to leave a building, and you see those obnoxious smokers outside puffing away, turn away from that "doorstep of horror" and find another exit.
Ron taught me something I did not know. Caffeine withdrawal can cause terrible headaches. I'm glad I only have one a day.
After mentioning the book of Revelation, and how we should not add to or take away from the book of the prophecy (which apparently does not apply to himself), I heard we should be careful about birthdays. Sorry kiddies, no birthday parties in the cog package. We would'nt want you to gain back all that weight you lost during the fast.
31 minutes into his sermon and he has not got past the first sentence in James that he started with. I know I could read aloud the whole letter of James in less than that time. And legibly.
He said Congress FINALLY(emphasis on the word FINALLY) passed the 700 billion dollar bailout but we are still on the doorstep of horror.
People who smoke obnoxious stinking cigarettes don't even know that they stink with the obnoxious stink of smoke. They just don't get it because they are sick, sick, sick.
Well Ron, next time you are about to leave a building, and you see those obnoxious smokers outside puffing away, turn away from that "doorstep of horror" and find another exit.
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
When did time begin for Ronald Weinland?
The purportedly insane lying false prophet Ronald Weinland said we are coming up on the 6000 years. I'd like to know what calendar he is using. We are now in the month of Tishrei in the year 5769 according the the Hebrew calendar.
Let's do some math:
6000
-5769
0231
Looks like we've got another 231 years to go till the year 6000. Jesus was born about 4BC, so if he was going to show up on the anniversary of his birthday he would have been here around 1996. Likewise the anniversary of his death and resurrection about 30 AD would put his return at 2030ish. So looks like we've got 22-25 years to go or 231 years to go...................or he could return in about half an hour.
"No man knows of that day and hour............"
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