Ronald Weinland, you should read Matthew 9:13

"Go and learn what this means, 'I desire mercy, and not sacrifice.' For I came not to call the righteous, but sinners."

Monday, January 12, 2009

DON'T TELL ANYONE

In Ronald Weinland's sermon of January 10th, he told his congregation:
"It is not wise to spread it around about your fasting."
I guess that is to prevent objecting family members from trying to discourage their loved ones from attending Ron's cult. I'm not really sure about anything regarding Ron's methods anymore.

I gather his excuse for nothing happening so far is god has allowed more space between the trumpets to bring more into the church. And of course every sermon is all about the tithe. But he threw a surprise into the Jan 3rd sermon when he mentioned T2 should not be sent in, but kept for yourselves for later use.

My latest poll asked the question: Do you think any of the 5 notable scattered ministers will drop dead this year? I am amazed that 69% of respondents said NO.
I am sure at least one of them is in his seventies and could expire due to natural causes. One thing is for sure. If any of em drop dead it won't be on account of Ronald Weinland.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Nietzsche is dead." - God

Anonymous said...

I can't wait to hear what Weinland's excuse for being wrong about the "no new President being sworn in" prediction.

He must have had a faint hope when the Chief Justice of the USA flubbed the first Oath - not that it mattered. But then Obama took it a second time just in case.

So Weindland is totally wrong!!!

Or is he...

Maybe if his exact comment was:

"There will be no new new President sworn in on January 20th"

If it were that (and I confess I don't know the exact quote) then Weinland could argue that Obama's Oath was not valid on January 20.

That would make the prophet technically correct here.

Wouldn't that be hilarious!

jack635 said...

ILFPRW said there would not be a president elected because of the horrors. He then said that if we had the ability to elect a president, he would not take office.
The USA is still here. A president was elected. A president has been sworn in, and reaffirmed.
Ronald Weinland worships Herbert W Armstrong and he couldn't predict who would win a game of tic tac toe.