Ronald Weinland and his wife Laura are in Hawaii, the home of Mauii Wowie. Maybe that's why he was mentioning marijuana in his sermon. So if you are in the PKG and you know someone is a pothead, and you don't tell the church, YOU are just as guilty.
Maybe Ron should smoke a joint to calm down and smell the roses, because he also wants you to know that you should not live like a pig. If someone uses a restroom and doesn't clean up, YOU should clean up after that person. (That way if everyone cleans up, Ron won't have to see an unclean sink that was used by a pig). (Cause Ron says pigs are unclean)
We are to love one another. And love is giving. Anything less than giving is murder. So if you are not giving to Ron, you are a murderer.
That is all. You may now go back to enjoying life while I ponder whether or not I should become a preacher.
Mmmmm. Crown Royal Special Reserve is tasty.
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Its not only royal, but its special too and its been reserved, too. : D
Happy Fourth, Jack!
Dill Weed
That's right you guys over there in the USA, happy 4th!!
Yes Happy Fourth of July to all Americans. Our holiday up here in Canada was on the First of July. We got ripped off because they put the traditional long weekend holiday on a wednesday this year.
Oh well, I guess it breaks up the work week.
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