Stake Theory Is Not String Theory

Another boring sermon by the one and only self-appointed prophet, witness, apostle, and end time Elijah to come...Ronald Eugene Weinland author of two books and several pamphlets. Ron hates the word crucify, so he went on another one of his crusades against the cross. He prefers the idea that Jesus was impaled on a stake. Ron's credentials must include professor of historical linguistics.

His constant twisting and distorting of the New Testament makes me wonder why he does not write his own bible. His implied fluency in Koine Greek would surely come in handy.

Also, if he built his own church building he would not have to be so preoccupied with the temperature. It is always too hot or too cold.

No new prophecy but he did let us know that Hitler's eyes bugged out when he was giving speeches while possessed by demons.

Poor Ron. If he would just read the bible word for word he might just understand it one day. How is he going to be able to escape being sentenced to hell (lake that burns with fire and sulphur)

Are not those who become teachers of the word to be judged with greater strictness? Woe to those who lead the little ones astray. Perhaps all these prophesied end time horrors will be poured directly onto the heads of people like Ronald Weinland.