Ronald Weinland, you should read Matthew 9:13

"Go and learn what this means, 'I desire mercy, and not sacrifice.' For I came not to call the righteous, but sinners."

Saturday, December 3, 2011

Today's Number is 6

Ron must have got permission from whoever is in charge of his bail to travel outside his home state, as he sermonized from Illinois today. He mentioned he will be going to Toronto in February. Since he was required to surrender his passport to the court, I do not know how he will cross the border.....unless he has two passports.

He was babbling something about how it is the end of six cycles, and that makes the hair stand up on the back of his neck. Hence the title of today's post. I've got some numbers for you too. Today is the third of December. If you add the third day to the twelfth month you get fifteen. Now here is the amazing thing: if you subtract 12 from 15 you get today's date. I'm sorry to shock you, but there it is in black and white right before your eyes. I dare you to go and look at your calender. You will see that todays date is in fact the third of December.

Ron was too hot today, then he became too cold. They adjusted the window enough to maintain a temperature reasonable enough for Ron to spend the next hour and a half talking about the captivity of Judea and how it applies to today.

Ron also mentioned his hatred of Christmas. He hate hate hates the music he is forced to listen to in the malls this time of year. I saw a cartoon a couple of days ago called "How the Grinch Stole Christmas", and this grinch also hated Christmas because all the people were having such a good time.

Christmas only comes once a year. It is the only time when almost everyone actually makes an effort to be nice to one another. Ronald Weinland and the other Armstrong types are totally against this goodwill because it is a "pagan holiday".

So what is pagan about being nice to one another for a couple of weeks.....and especially on Christmas Eve when everyone's good manners are exhibited in public.

Ron wants everyone to stop being nice to each other during Christmas, and send all the money you would have spent on the people you love directly to Ron. What an asshole! Of course, all con artists are assholes. They are such nice people until you realize they have made off with your life savings. Then you realize you have been taken by a con artist. Do you call the police? Or do you just sit there and weep?

O' how I hope he does not escape the U.S. Justice system. Are people even extraditable for income tax evasion? Whichever way you look at Ronald Weinland, he is a criminal.

10 comments:

jack635 said...

OOPS. I forgot to put the official stamp on my post, so here it is:

Gal 1:9 As we have said before, so now I say again: If anyone is preaching to you a gospel contrary to the one you received, let him be accursed.

There, now I can go eat supper (homemade pizza). Oh BTW Ron, I had pork and beans for lunch today. Homemade pork and beans. It was delicious. You should try it and get used to it, or you will be very hungry in prison.

Mark said...

ALL my COG friends hate Christmas. That's part of their DNA. I rather like it now. God is so much bigger than any pagan rituals. If He can redeem me, he can redeem a day and a tree.

I hope Ron meets his maker in prison. Since we don't have public stocks to humiliate him anymore, it will have to do.

Ron the Con (Con-artist turned Convict).

jack635 said...

I wonder if even the atheist exCOGers still hate Christmas. It is a shame to deny a little child the excitment of presents when all the other children are getting presents and candy etc.

It is also a shame that exCOGers feel sick at the thought of eating delicious food. Now I would never eat a boiled camel eye, but I would eat lobster, alaskan king crab, shrimp, pork, and anything else I taste and find delicious. But I will use my common sense to decide what I will and will not eat.

Just because some guy tells us we are really ancient jews and we can't eat certain things does not mean it's true. If you are going to follow the law, you have to follow every dot and tittle.

You who will not eat "unclean meats", have you killed any dwarves today? And if you live in the winter wilderness, you better not light a fire on the sabbath day even if it is -58F. You and your wife and children must freeze to death...it's the law.

Well here is the truth: you are not an ancient jew and the temple of jerusalem was razed to the ground by Titus in 70 A.D. And Jesus freed us from the law and told us to keep his commandments. That's the plain truth.

jack635 said...

Let me finish that sentence. The entire ten commandments and the law can be summed up in one commandment: Love thy neighbour.

J said...

"If He can redeem me, he can redeem a day and a tree."

That's a mighty fine God you have there. He can do for you whatever you want.

jack635 said...

J, I don't get it.

jack635 said...

Okay. Ifound it. Mark's comment:
"If He can redeem me, he can redeem a day and a tree."


Maybe Mark means forgive instead of redeem. Like if He can forgive Mark's sin, He can forgive Christmas day and Christmas trees if they really are sinful. I don't know.

jack635 said...

Hold on. How can a Christmas tree be sinful. How many of us bow down and worship the Christmas tree. And no one better give me the old " you kneel down to give out the presents" to mean that kneeling is considered worshipping. That analogy of Armstrong is bullshit.

Mark said...

Redemption doesn't just have to do with sin. A tree and a day can be "redeemed" and put to God's use. But that's what God is doing everywhere- redeeming everything.

1 Cor. 1:19-20 "For God was pleased to have all his fullness dwell in him, and through him to reconcile to himself all things, whether things on earth or things in heaven, by making peace through his blood, shed on the cross."

It doesn't just say people, but ALL things.

jack635 said...

deep sigh

You mean the word reconcile in COLOSSIANS 1:19-20

what version arre you using?