Christmas Buggery with Ron and John

Ronald Weinland doesn't like Christmas, or Christmas trees. In fact it down right bugs him. He noticed there was a small plastic Christmas tree in the corner of the conference room he rented in Dallas, Texas. He seemed pretty upset when he started yelling about it:

"Like this goofy little tree in the corner. It's not even real. Plastic. It doesn't bug me"

Ron, if it doesn't bug you why get so upset?

Ron reiterated Johnny Harrell's(pictured above) statement about "the kingdom that will be set up in just a few months now". Ron says in a few months there is only going to be one church.

I was taught that a couple means two and a "few" means three to five. I wonder what a "few" means in Ron's church? So does this mean that Jesus will set up his kingdom in three to five months? Or am I just confused? I don't get it. I thought Ron's date is in May 2012. Hmmmm....does a PKG "few" mean 15?

Johnny Harrell, who gave the first part of the sermon, said "God resists the proud but gives grace to the humble." and "if any of you lack wisdom ask God and it will be given to you" Well God didn't give any grace to Ron when he was on the other side of the world with his guts rotting away. Maybe Ron should pray to God and ask for wisdom. And if the PKG members would pray for wisdom, they would quickly realize Ronald Weinland is false and has nothing to do with the gospel of Jesus. Unless you count the scriptures warning us about false prophets and false apostles whose only purpose is to deceive and get gain.

I have a feeling we will be hearing more on Christmas from Ronald Weinland.

The Great Internetribulation

Whoever it was that did the opening prayer today asked God to "make sure the internet connection goes well". The Almighty allowed the connection to be cut off fifteen minutes before Ron was ready to stop "preaching". I guess there is a hidden message in that one. The only tribulation that seems to be going on is Ron's woes with recurring internet problems, his health, and the health of many of his elders (dying).

Ron says you can read the bible 1000 times but you won't understand it unless you have the spirit of God. Well, I have not read the bible 1000 times but I can understand it fine. Blessed is the man who trusts in the Eternal. Right Ron?

The sermon title "From Curses to Blessings" applies to Ronald Weinland. If Ron stops twisting and distorting the words in the bible, maybe he would stop being cursed. There are more curses to come upon Ronald Weinland, and not just a lost internet connection.

Any of his followers who turn from the curse of Ron will truly be blessed.

Missiles Away!

I listened to Ronald Weinland today. Two hours of torture. I am spending more time indoors now that summer is over, so I found the time to see if he has changed his tone. Even after suffering through appendicitis, he hasn't changed a bit. One would think being struck down by disease would make him step back and look around. Nope.

He opened today by talking about the purported missile contrail that was in the press a week or so ago. Mentioning that the Chinese could have launched a missile from one of their submarines, I felt he was insinuating that China could be the one to destroy the U.S. with shock and horror of nuclear weapons.

I thought the European collosus was the beast power that was going to destroy the U.S. Maybe Ron will change the European beast power to the Chinese beast power. It doesn't seem like the Russians will be involved because the president that wouldn't be elected due to the destruction of the U.S. and Canada, (Barak Obama), is over in Lisbon talking about a treaty with Russia.

I saw the media coverage of this "missile" and my analysis is a passenger jet contrail viewed through the atmosphere of the setting sun over the Pacific Ocean, after leaving the LAX loop and climbing to altitude. Optical illusion but nevertheless a jet headed for Hawaii or Australia/Asia. SLICBM's from a 094 Jin go up, not out.

There is no conspiracy of Chinese generals testing a trans pacific trajectory. If one would study a little of chinese philosophy, one would understand that the Chinese people are not expansionist but fiercely defensive of their homeland. That's why they don't have a massive arsenal of nuclear weapons, but keep a small contingent of HEAVY payload missiles. They like megatons instead of kilotons. God help whoever attacks China.

He continued with his sermon about how sick this world is. He yelled about adultery and this disgusting sick perverted world. I think he achieved a new record for the number of times he said the word "sick". No surprise to me. Ronald Weinland was sick, became very sick, and still is sick.

After yelling at his audience for longer than is normal for him, he closed with words of kindness, humbleness and of course, agape.

** Wow! I used the word "sick" six times in one paragraph. Does that make me a hypocrite, or am I becoming like Ron?

Make Sure You've Paid Your Bill With God

Well, that should be make sure you've paid your bill with Ron. He was preaching about tithing again today. You know , first tithe secontd tithe... tithing is important to God Ron. Ron does not collect third tithe because he would not be able to bear giving money away to the poor.
Funny how I posted a picture of a bank robber and his next sermon is about his form of robbery -- TITHING.

The poll I posted last week is closed and the numbers are in. You voted overwhelmingly that Ron is a profiteer. I agree.

Todays sermon was entitled "The way of Peace". While Ron is preaching peace he is yelling and huffing. Then he says if you want to love some things you have to loathe other things. What a dick! Selfish dick, that is. (sorry, once in a while I get a little aggravated)

Oh well. Ron is going to write a booklet about the Feasts. That's all we need. More garbage about how important it is to God that you send in your money to Ron. Where is the IRS when you need them?

I had not listened to a whole sermon for a long time. I missed the first twenty minutes today, but that's probably a good thing.

PROPHET OR WHITE DEVIL?

Some guy robbed a Chase Bank in New York dressed as Darth Vader. I thought it was so funny I had to post this picture and think up something about how it represents Ronald Weinland.

So what do you think people? Is Ron a Prophet, or is he a White Devil who robs the weakminded? I'll put up the voting poll at the right side of this post.

A ROTTEN SPIRIT

Ron seems to be upset because some people are expecting that the government owes the people a clean up in the gulf oil spill. Here comes the pride of life speech again.

Ron wants to reap the increase in your life. But I say the increase in your life should be reaped by you, so you can enjoy your life and share with those you love. If you give your increase to Ron you are robbing your family.

But Ron says you must bring Ron a quarter on the high day. "Can you not save up that much?!" You must obey God by giving Ron 25 cents minimum.

Can that be in pennies Ron?

Patience, mercy and time.

It's All Going Down The Toilet

We've all heard that one from Ronald Weinland many times. "They don't understand! The dollar is going to be worthless". Today he mentioned that the Canadian dollar is worth a dollar five or a dollar eight. "Of course their dollar is more valuable than ours at this point". That's not true. (and neither are any of his predictions)

He knows about as much about the currency rates as he does about the bible. Right now you can buy a Canadian dollar for ninety four cents U.S. Between the 7th of May and today, one American dollar would get you between a low of $1.01 and a high of $1.08 Canadian dollars. So very clearly, the American dollar has been worth more than the Canadian dollar for over a month.

It blows Ron's mind that we are a short two years away, and how they are part of the 144,000. Well I've got some bad news for you Ron. And your elders too. You are not part of the 144,000 because you are not .........oh lets just let the bible explain the 144,000 the way it is written without any interuptions:

It is these who have not defiled themselves with women, for they are chaste*; it is these who follow the Lamb wherever he goes; these have been redeemed from mankind as first fruits for God and the Lamb, and in their mouth no lie was found, for they are spotless. Rev 14:4-5

*chaste -- virgins (greek)


Can Ron say he has not defiled himself with women because he is a virgin? Today I found a lie in his mouth and it was about money.

TWO MORE YEARS*

That's right folks! You've got two more years before the boss gets here.(according to Ronald Weinland the prophet, pastor, apostle, and credit card carrying Elijah to come all rolled into one being)

Two years left to paint the house, finish that overdue project, and pull out all your investments so you can give until it hurts to Ronald Weinland. He needs your money so he can make sure everyone on the planet is led to "the one true church".

So before you sell your house, make sure you scour every room for anything that can be taken to the pawn shop or sold at your garage sale. Even Grandma's silver teaspoon collection has gotta be worth something.

As we approach the great date of May 27th 2012, the cost of advertising Ron's truth is going to go up. We all know that the "beast power" is keeping all of the television networks from promoting Ronald Weinland in such a "collosus"ial way. But all the wealth that will be gathered into the PKG storehouse will be used to announce Jesus Christ's return a few days before this amazing event.

Even though Jesus told us that no one knows the day or the hour of his return, Ron knows the day the hour and the year. Ron wants to make sure that Jesus has a little pocket money when he gets here. So this is absolutely for sure, right Ron? May 27th, 2012. Umm, have you got an ETA? You know before noon, or will it be late in the evening, ......or at the cock crowing?

Absolutely dumbfounding.




* May contain sarcasm.

My Censored Comment

I left a comment a few minutes ago over on Aaron Robinson's Weinlandwitnessing blog. Since I doubt it will ever see the light of day over there, I am publishing it here because "the light shines in the darkness and the darkness has not overcome it". Well....I'm sure you know what I mean.


Since way before I was born there have been tornados, earthquakes, floods, blizzards, economic recessions, kings and minstrels dying…etc.
All these things have continued since the beginning and will continue until the end. The trash that comes out of a false prophet’s mouth cannot change the fact that Jesus has already given us the warning signs, and they will happen all at once exactly as recorded and with no doubt in anyone’s mind that the end is going to happen within an hours time.

No special books or tables or preachers with secret knowledge required. It’s already printed in black and white, easily understandable. You do not need to give anyone money to keep the new testament on the bookshelves. There is no force on this earth that can remove the bible from humanity. Quit deceiving yourself and read those two or three paragraphs about the end that came out of Jesus Christ’s mouth. It’s that simple.

If you can’t listen to Jesus then you are doomed to follow any false prophet that provides you with the best song and dance. Isn’t that what it’s all about? All you really want is to be entertained. (Mat 11:16)

Stake Theory Is Not String Theory

Another boring sermon by the one and only self-appointed prophet, witness, apostle, and end time Elijah to come...Ronald Eugene Weinland author of two books and several pamphlets. Ron hates the word crucify, so he went on another one of his crusades against the cross. He prefers the idea that Jesus was impaled on a stake. Ron's credentials must include professor of historical linguistics.

His constant twisting and distorting of the New Testament makes me wonder why he does not write his own bible. His implied fluency in Koine Greek would surely come in handy.

Also, if he built his own church building he would not have to be so preoccupied with the temperature. It is always too hot or too cold.

No new prophecy but he did let us know that Hitler's eyes bugged out when he was giving speeches while possessed by demons.

Poor Ron. If he would just read the bible word for word he might just understand it one day. How is he going to be able to escape being sentenced to hell (lake that burns with fire and sulphur)

Are not those who become teachers of the word to be judged with greater strictness? Woe to those who lead the little ones astray. Perhaps all these prophesied end time horrors will be poured directly onto the heads of people like Ronald Weinland.

WOE TO YOU TOO RON

I got to listen to Ronald Weinland tonight. I remembered he is in another time zone so I got to listen to him on a friday night. It feels like saturday though, because here in Canada our long weekend started thursday.

Ron was commenting about how preachers are not supposed to use religious titles such as Reverend or Pastor. Well what about prophet? Or Apostle? Or any other title Ron has awarded himself....and may award himself in the future?

What does the word of God say about titles in the church?:

And God has appointed in the church first apostles, second prophets, third teachers, then workers of miracles, then healers, helpers, administrators, speakers in various kinds of tongues.

So yes, titles can be used to identify persons but not for pride. Ron was talking about the Pharisees and how they were hypocrites; he mentioned this scripture:

But woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! because you shut the kingdom of heaven against men; for you neither enter yourselves, nor allow those who would enter to go in.

Well woe unto you too Ron, because you are a modern day Pharisee. Why do you twist the word of God? What purpose is there in changing what is written in the bible? Is it so you can make those who follow you feel privy to previously unknown knowledge, making you appear wise and annointed? Those are the traits of a cult leader and a con artist. Since your critics are talking about how you twist the words in the bible, here is one I think applies to you:

John 5:39-40
You search the scriptures, because you think that in them you have eternal life; and these are they which bear witness of me;
yet you refuse to come to me, that you may have life.

Ron, how are you going to be able to escape being sentenced to hell (Gehenna was the city dump.)? The dump is where we throw things that no longer have any use and are not wanted.

Ron,.....Jesus Christ is the only name by which you can be saved. Repent. There is still time.

Ron's Plan for you -- Wayne Matthews

I could not listen to Wayne's grovelling to Ron today. I skipped through very quickly listening to sound bytes here and there. It did not seem to me that he was yelling at Ron's followers in a condescending Ron-tone. But he was promoting and teaching the lies that Ron speaks.

At 1:22:50 into the "sermon" Wayne started spewing the nonsense of Jesus continually coming in his flesh. This is a technique used by cults all over the world. Take a sentence in the bible and manipulate the words to mean something entirely different, but don't read the paragraph before that sentence or after it. Unfortunately for Ronald Weinland, this sentence is mentioned twice by John, and is designed to identify those who would try to change the word of God and lead you astray with your checkbook

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THE WORD OF GOD IS FREE. No tithing required! Jesus paid the ultimate tithe for all mankind. Yes you can buy a bible, but there are many organisations that will give you a bible absolutely free and no questions asked. The Gideons put bibles in hotels all over the world. When I was a kid they went into the schools and gave a small pocket new testament to every kid in the class. Even to the kids they knew would throw them in the garbage.

Now regarding the "35th truth" why not take it the way it is written in the new testament without any sorcery or babbling nonsense:

1 John 4:1-4
Beloved, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits to see whether they are of God; for many false prophets have gone out into the world. By this you know the Spirit of God: every spirit which confesses that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is of God, and every spirit which does not confess Jesus is not of God. This is the spirit of antichrist, of which you heard that it was coming, and now it is in the world already.

So there it is in black and white. And here it is again in 2 John 1:7

For many deceivers have gone out into the world, men who will not acknowledge the coming of Jesus Christ in the flesh; such a one is the deceiver and the antichrist.

Back when that was written, the Jews thought that the Christ (or Messiah) was coming but they did not believe that Jesus was the Christ. The Christ came in the flesh, was crucified to death and then resurrected to eternal life. There were many during the time of the Apostles who were saying the Christ had not yet been born in the flesh.

I say Jesus Christ has come in the flesh, and the new testament says that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh. Ronald Weinland will not acknowledge that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh and instead, he twists that scripture to mean something entirely different.

He will retort that the translation is mistaken. The original manuscripts from which the present bible come from were in Greek. Ask a greek orthodox priest what is written in his bible. It will match what is written in your bible. There is no secret conspiracy to cover up the words in the gospel. Unless you count the conspiracy of Ronald Weinland and all those like him.


Heaven and earth shall pass away, but my words shall not pass away. -- Jesus Christ

So taking into account the above quote of Jesus' words, is Jesus a liar?

Or is Ronald Weinland and company deceived and deceiving?

OXYMORON

I only caught the last hour or so of Ron's sermon today. One thing really stood out. He called Flurry a false prophet. Therefore the title of this post.

A false prophet calling another false prophet a false prophet. Ironic isn't it?

False Prophecy Office Closed Indefinitely

Ronald Weinland is side-stepping away from his self proclaimed title of prophet. The false prophet has not mentioned the earthquake in Haiti, Chile, or Indonesia. At the time of this writing there has also been an earthquake in Japan and this morning near Ferndale California. Had he jumped on the Haiti earthquake he would have got a lot of mileage out of these recent quakes.

I am sure there are lots of false prophets out there that are going to monopolize on this recent spate of earthquakes, using the end time prophecy given by Jesus. But the prophecy from Jesus mentions more than just a few earthquakes.

So it seems false prophet Ron is no longer a prophet, but has changed his sermon technique from one that warns of the doorstep of horror, to an apostle who preaches "love". Amazingly the self proclaimed apostle Ron still cannot utter this one complete sentence: "By this you know the Spirit of God: every spirit that confesses Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is of God". During today's sermon he changed the meaning of that quote but still, he could not say the whole sentence without stopping in the middle to give his followers understanding. Some apostle!

I think Ron is going to have to write another book so his tithers can pay for another promotion campaign to bring in more members. I think there are members leaving Ron in numbers that are leaving him dumbfounded.

Bad Moon on the Rise

As I watched the moon come up over the trees, I thought of the CCR song bad moon on the rise. It was a beautiful sight and very bright because of the snow on the trees and the ground. It's also minus 20 out there.

Beautiful full moon for me, but bad moon on the rise for those who follow Ronald Weinland. I think tomorrow is the 2nd annual excuse fast. While fasting is good for cleaning out the arteries, it is not good for the COG package people. Just another ritual to keep them obediant.

I have not heard Ron mention Haiti yet. Maybe when faced with the most destructive earthquake in recent history he now does not really want to take credit/blame. I remember him mentioning late last year ...things will be happening soon, things are going to be shaken up. The earthquake in Haiti has nothing to do with Ronald Weinland's imagination. And his silence on this matter has me thinking about what goes on in his mind.

If he had truly believed he was a prophet, he now knows that he is not. Yet he continues his charade because he has evolved into a con artist. It's all about his image now. He doesn't care what he said in the past. The only thing that matters is what goes into his next sermon so he can keep the checks coming.